The side effects of giving a man hard head. When, during the course of a blow job, the girl puts her lips under her teeth and bites down resulting, afterwards in swollen lips. Dick lips.

Dude, she gave me such awesome head, she had dick lips after.

My girlfriend has dick lips.

Dick lips by shanbutt September 4, 2009

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dick lips

When a person has lips that looked as if they have given head on numerous occasions. for some odd reason this turns a BOY on because it makes them think she gives good head.

See Jane run, See Jane suck... Look at Jane's dick lips.

dick lips by Rayne DM March 11, 2004

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Dick lips

A pair of lips made for sucking dick.

Damn she got some dick lips.

Pretty Ricky had the best dick lips in lock up

Dick lips by Motherfkrrrr September 18, 2016

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dick lips

A person who kissed someone who sucked dick.

Micheal got dick lips now. He kissed Jaden!!!

dick lips by tatiballa November 7, 2016

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Dick Lips

Term used when a woman has obtained a notorious reputation for frequently performing oral sex, usually a demeaning adjective to the actions of the woman usually originating from either guys who have been involved with or have known other guys who have been involved with the woman.

Brittany has a nice set of dick lips, so I think I'll invite her to my party tonight.
Mariah Carey has a thick pair of dick lips.
Pamela Anderson has really demonstrated her dick lips.
Last night at the party I hooked up Jessie, although she has those big-ass dick lips.

Dick Lips by NATEDOGG213 October 6, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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