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A "loser" is someone who doesn't know what they have and fucks it up.

They are always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

They are Losers...

Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.
"Reiner is such a loser. He had a beautiful wife and children at home but had to cheat on them all."
Loser by Sara Smiles October 28, 2013
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Someone who puts a name on Urbandictionary.com and gushes about how people who are named that are the best
Definition: "Jasmine is a kind person who has lots of friends"

Person with sense: Whoever posted that is a loser
Loser by Dstroyer101 April 29, 2019
A dumb bitch who uses the wrong hand to make the "L" symbol on her forehead.

As seen in the image above.
Use your right hand, fucktard, so it looks like an "L" to the rest of the world. Using your left makes it an "L" only to you.
loser by Richard Munch December 2, 2004
A word used by many idiots to make them feel better about themselves while laughing at the misfortunes of many people who are many times
1. Depressed
2. Unable to raise their social status
3. Have gone through many hardships
4. Will probably be virgins for a LONG time
5. Have been tormented about being losers for all their life and don't need to hear any more bull shit.
Hey why do you have a right to complain about someone who is a loser if you aren't? So shut up
loser by Saihttam March 24, 2005
Donald Trump
Donald Trump is a Loser
Loser by jkaflkajdlkas November 9, 2020
A stereotypical term for one who doesn't fit into mainstream society, or is lacking friends. "Losers" are usually really funny, unique, or smart individuals who people neglect to try to befriend in fear that they themselves might be labeled as a "loser".
Albert Einstein was thought of as a loser when he was young, but was really just unique and slightly autistic. He ended up being one of the world's most highly revered scientist's and everybody knows his name.
Loser by Broken and Rejected January 8, 2010
Apparently it's anyone who doesn't spend all his time and money at the bar every night, someone who doesn't feel the need to get laid every five seconds, anyone who doesn't make a million dollars a day, someone who's at home for more than two hours a day, anyone over the age of 12 who still lives at home with his parents, and anyone who's ever touched a computer or videogame.
What do you mean you're not going out tonight? You must be some loser without a life
Loser by Disgruntled Winnipeger August 21, 2005
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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