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Justin Bieber 

A weapon of mass destruction developed by evil Canadian scientists in an attempt to conquer the United States and make Canada a super country. When the weapon grew, the scientists put it to test on youtube with it getting millions of views. The scientists approached the Canadian capital to notice a high torture rate. The scientists told that Canada would gain control of the US if sent to the states. Convinced, they sent it to the US only to be backfired when he gained teenage girl fans. Furious by this, Canada commenced Search and Destroy in order to destroy the weapon. But due to it's popularity, its bodyguards would risk to take a bullet for the WMD. Canada is still trying to reach the weapon but it has shown no effect so far.
We must stop Justin Bieber before it develops a army of teenage girls so Canada will be saved.
Justin Bieber by Steven Trollinski August 15, 2012
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Justin Bieber 

Disgrace to Canada.
Annoying Fan: OMG, Canada's teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber is soooooo fucking sexy.
Me: The music scene of Canada has lost all credibility.

Justin Bieber 

A Teenage boy singer who sounds like a 10 year old and still hasn't hit puberty. Although a few years ago he got hit by a water bottle. LOL
Justin Bieber was hit by a water bottle.
Justin Bieber by Extreme_Z7 May 28, 2012

Justin Bieber 

The reason I'm ashamed to be a Canadian.
Justin Bieber: As long as you love me...

Canadians all over the world: We don't know him. At all.
Justin Bieber by The Adorkable One October 2, 2013

justin bieber 

the act of having tremendously undersized genetalia
"Yo dan i was getting with jen last night and she has a justin bieber!!!!"
justin bieber by Mr. truffles jr. December 24, 2009

Justin Bieber 

Cancerous songs
Y u such a Justin Bieber butt hole
Justin Bieber by Dat gurl January 18, 2017
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