['modom]

1. Gayness. (pronounced mo-dumb). Property of exhibiting traits of a (ho)'mo.

Liberace played with great 'modom."

2. Gay habitat. Like kingdom or fiefdom. Perez Hilton's LA pad is a cool 'modom.

1. Clay Aiken's songs bleed with 'modom .

2. Neverland Ranch or Charles Nelson Riley's casket? In which 'modom would you choose to spend eternity?

by Phillip Todd May 4, 2009

fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.

Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!

by Racereaver December 12, 2010

Modem Pussy

A modem Pussy is a female of unknown physical attributes that tends to attract the weaker of human male specimens. This usually involves the unrealistic imaginations of MMORPG fanatics which are dually dissapointed by the pics posted.

For example "Dude, I ain't joining no guild for some modem pussy."

by Mezca November 9, 2009

Momdom

A juxtaposition between "Mom" and "Femdom" which normally refers to the sexual act between a young adult male and mature female role playing under an incestuous "mother and son" fantasy dynamic.

"You seem awfully close to your son..."
"Oh, he's not my son- he just likes to call me mother, especially in the bedroom."
"Looks like you two have a case of Momdom."

by BalrogLune February 11, 2018

modok

someone with a huge freakin head and small body(from the comic book character MODOK)

"the girl that works at Panera has modok head"

by Tony Wayne Brown January 16, 2009

Quo Modo

Latin for "In What Manner", "How", "The Way in Which".

Quomódo expression used by Holy Mary when visited by Gabriel Archangel (Lc. 1,34)
The meaning in English is "How (can that be possible)"

Also used in the great American Punk band The Offspring new song "Trust In You" off their album Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace.

The Offspring - Trust in You

Quo Modo
Shadow to Light
Quo Modo
Shadow to light
Quo Modo
Pull me Up
Cause i am waiting

by ELTANN August 14, 2008

modem

A device used to access the internet

I bought a new modem

by LINKINPARKGUY October 3, 2003