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fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.
Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!
fisher-price modem by Racereaver December 12, 2010
Related Words
['modom] • moom • modem • modou • modok • modo • Momdom • mosom • Modem-puller • modem sex

Modem Pussy

A modem Pussy is a female of unknown physical attributes that tends to attract the weaker of human male specimens. This usually involves the unrealistic imaginations of MMORPG fanatics which are dually dissapointed by the pics posted.
For example "Dude, I ain't joining no guild for some modem pussy."
Modem Pussy by Mezca November 9, 2009
A juxtaposition between "Mom" and "Femdom" which normally refers to the sexual act between a young adult male and mature female role playing under an incestuous "mother and son" fantasy dynamic.
"You seem awfully close to your son..."
"Oh, he's not my son- he just likes to call me mother, especially in the bedroom."
"Looks like you two have a case of Momdom."
Momdom by BalrogLune February 11, 2018
someone with a huge freakin head and small body(from the comic book character MODOK)
"the girl that works at Panera has modok head"
modok by Tony Wayne Brown January 16, 2009

Quo Modo 

Latin for "In What Manner", "How", "The Way in Which".

Quomódo expression used by Holy Mary when visited by Gabriel Archangel (Lc. 1,34)
The meaning in English is "How (can that be possible)"

Also used in the great American Punk band The Offspring new song "Trust In You" off their album Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace.
The Offspring - Trust in You

Quo Modo
Shadow to Light
Quo Modo
Shadow to light
Quo Modo
Pull me Up
Cause i am waiting
Quo Modo by ELTANN August 14, 2008
I bought a new modem
modem by LINKINPARKGUY October 3, 2003
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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