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A more complex version of the constipated/Cartman >.< or >< or >_<
<(>_<)> SCREW YOU HIPPEY!

or

<(>_<)> SCREW YOU GUYS, IM GOING HOME!!!
<(>_<)> by Timmah! March 31, 2005
Words you can keep

<•>_<•>

Some kinda emoticon face thingy, idk. It looks shocked or something like that, like "WTF DUDE!?"
Person1: hi
Person2: hi
Person1: So, I met Person 123456...
Person2: No you did not! He's not real, you fucking dumbass!
Person1: He is
Person2: no
Person1: yes
Person2: no
Person1: yes
Person2: What does he look like then?
Person1: He-
Person123456:Ꮿ Ꮋ Ꮍ Ꭰ Ꮎ Ꮑ ' Ꮏ Ꮍ Ꮎ Ꮼ Ꮥ Ꭼ Ꭼ Ꮀ Ꮎ Ꮢ Ꮍ Ꮎ Ꮼ Ꮢ Ꮥ Ꭼ Ꮭ Ꮀ?
Person2: <•>_<•>
Person1: See? I told you so!

(For clarification, no Person 123456 actually existed in the creation of this example)
<•>_<•> by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 16, 2022

<->__<-> 

1. kinda reminds me of an asian face
2. something that looks cool
3. idk something i created cuz i got bored
4. rights go to me njman or urbandict
<->__<->
guy: that ^ is cool
other guy: ikr
<->__<-> by njman September 12, 2009

<->__<-> 

Asian
<->__<->

Nigga
<->__<->

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/??/>.<,MmNnBbVvCcXxZz"':;LlKkJjHhGgFfDdSsAa|\}]{[PpOoIiUuYyTtRrEeWwQq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~` 

You are not human. Absolutely no fucking way. If you are, then you are probably dead of boredom by typing this in. If you are alive, however, please consider going outside. It's a nice experience, I promise.
Bob: `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/??/>.<,MmNnBbVvCcXxZz"':;LlKkJjHhGgFfDdSsAa|\}]{PpOoIiUuYyTtRrEeWwQq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~` [Alice: *Walks away in disappointment in what Bob has accomplished*

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop[{]}asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/??/>.<,mnbvcxz"':;lkjhgfdsa}]{[poiuytrewq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~` 

how the fuck did you end up here- how bored were you to type this out, how bored were you to read this of all things instead of doing your HOMEWORK ZOEY
were you as bored as i was making this?
thats cool
but anyways, are you really THAT BORED to type out in full `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop{}asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/??/>.<,mnbvcxz"':;lkjhgfdsa}]{poiuytrewq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~` like... really [imagine what you could do with that time, you could exist

other things

<.7.9.7.6.>Notion Rhetorical Yet Shocked <&>&<&>Awed Notion<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Notion Rhetorical Yet Shocked <&>&<&>Awed Notion<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Notion Rhetorical Yet Shocked <&>&<&>Awed Notion<.7.9.7.6.>
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