/nohomo

tone indicator

: a tone indicator that can be used when expressing the feeling of no homosexuality.

“bro dap me up"
"aii"
"heh love you bro /nohomo"
"love you too bro /nohomo"

/nohomo by kockjock'sdickionary September 19, 2026

nohomo 

An Adjective: A phrase typically used in conjunction with a salutation, used in a setting where a group of at least two men greet at least two other men in a potentially effeminate manner, to articulate that the interaction contains, nor can there be derived from any homosexual context or meaning.

Stan and Alex hugged their friends Bill and Paul when they met at La Guardia Internation Airport, and Stan quickly stated "nohomo" as they embraced.

"Nohomo!" One of the group cried, as all of them shed tears for their fallen brother, who caused a 179 car pileup on the I-75 after seventeen tequilla shooters and ten beers.

nohomo by Beefcake, Lord of her Underpants June 29, 2006

NoHomo 

The definition of being straight.

NoHomo fosho!

NoHomo by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 14, 2020

nohomo 

"Nohomo" is a word one has to say within 10 minutes of saying or doing something gay. If someone forgets to say it, he will receive a strike. After 3 strikes the person will be considered gay and has to receive anal. After 3 strikes no a additional punishments will happen but the person will still be considered gay. If the accused thinks he should not receive a strike (because he thinks what he said or did is not gay) the nohomo council will decide his fate. After saying nohomo, the last 10 minutes of the persons actions will be considered not gay and without any gay intention. One can not say nohomo for future actions and not for actions longer ago than 10 minutes. A person witnessing something gay and not hearing nohomo or seeing it in written form within 10 minutes has to inform the other person of the strike within 24 hours of the event, otherwise the strike will be annulated. Nohomo has to be said even if the action or words said by a person are done or said without any gay intent. Context is ignored.

Man 1: "Hurry up, we're about to leave!"
Man 2: "Yes, I'm coming(/cuming)!"
Man 1: "Don't forget to say nohomo!"
Man 2: "Nohomo!"

nohomo by Skippers Vault January 29, 2020

Nohomo Erectus 

The scientific term used to explain the phenomenon during which a heterosexual male achieves an erection while in the company of one of his male friends. This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities.

Also see broner

As a young adult getting a piggy back ride from my uncle, I achieved a nohomo erectus.

Nohomo Erectus by LMBH Factory November 5, 2011

NoHomo Kimono 

A garment with an elastic band and heavy soft cloth flap that hangs down from the tailbone and continues all the way down so that during group sexual encounters protects a man nuts from bumping into another mans nuts.

During the orgy if it wasnt for my NoHomo Kimono my balls would have been slapping against Shawns.

NoHomo Kimono by Mr Assmouth March 5, 2010

Pierre McGuire, Nohomo 

nohomo is a phrase that is uttered after a person, often unintentionally, makes a statement or action which, out of context, may seem homosexual in nature.

Pierre McGuire, the queen of NBC, has become known as a gay icon in an otherwise completely straight world. His use of giddy hyperbole in reference to a players abilities or traits, seldom using the phrase 'nohomo', has contributed to his name itself becoming a 'homosexual utterance' and so when mentioned in conversation by a straight man, must be followed by 'nohomo' to ensure said man's sexual orientation.

Use of Pierre's name without 'nohomo' is enough to make the boys question your lifestyle.

Marty: Man, did you hear what Pierre Mcguire, nohomo, said last night?
Doug: Yea dude, Pierre, nohomo, is a total boneshow for anyone in skates.

Pierre McGuire, Nohomo by WesleySnipez88 June 30, 2012