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/facedesk by gregoreeDOTcom October 14, 2008
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/facedesk
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When something really stupid happens, or is said on the internet, and the person at the computer desks head falls from the normal position and hits the desk in utter dumbfounded-ness
When something really stupid happens, or is said on the internet, and the person at the computer desks head falls from the normal position and hits the desk in utter dumbfounded-ness
/facedesk by Kellenjoy Katherine August 18, 2011
facedesk
The act of planting one's face into a desk at high speeds usually due to embarrasment or frustration.
facedesk by SuikoxYohn July 7, 2006
facedesk
Similar to facepalm or headdesk, but a combination thereof.
Used to indicate an excessively stupid comment or action which neither facepalm or headdesk can adequately describe.
Used to indicate an excessively stupid comment or action which neither facepalm or headdesk can adequately describe.
User1: DUDE! I JUST SAW SOME CRAZY STUFF!
User2: What stuff?
User1: Two squirrels came up to the window and started eating each other!
User2: ...
User1: Or maybe big cats, or possibly two dogs and a chipmunk...
User2: *facedesk*
User2: What stuff?
User1: Two squirrels came up to the window and started eating each other!
User2: ...
User1: Or maybe big cats, or possibly two dogs and a chipmunk...
User2: *facedesk*
facedesk by reversethepolarity August 10, 2009
facedesk
User1: What's brown and sticky?
User2: What?
User1: A twig.
User2: I don't get it.
User1: *facedesk*
User2: What?
User1: A twig.
User2: I don't get it.
User1: *facedesk*
facedesk by monkyingaround October 18, 2012
facedesk
A term invented and used by trolls, children and people who are mentally impaired to demonstrate their desperate need to tell others that facepalm is not strong enough to express their objection to a previous statement.
Facedesk is commonly represented by a crude demotivational poster including a picture of a person with their head pressed against a desk and the word Facedesk either on the picture or underneath. This is used as a desperate attempt to enhance the impact of the term.
Facedesk would fit between the more commonly used facepalm and wallbash.
Facedesk is commonly represented by a crude demotivational poster including a picture of a person with their head pressed against a desk and the word Facedesk either on the picture or underneath. This is used as a desperate attempt to enhance the impact of the term.
Facedesk would fit between the more commonly used facepalm and wallbash.
Fair enough, I've got a fast Internet connection and I haven't even played online. I see Gran Turismo as a game to play alone to get the money and buy cars to do certain races, and tune the cars up. Racing with AI is fun, and racing against the clock is fun as hell as well!
All I do when I think of "online" in GT5 is...
FACEDESK
BECAUSE SOMETIMES, PALMS AREN'T ENOUGH
All I do when I think of "online" in GT5 is...
FACEDESK
BECAUSE SOMETIMES, PALMS AREN'T ENOUGH
facedesk by FireDragon7 December 11, 2010
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