*GRABS CROTCH* 

TO ACT OUT GRABBING ONES CROTCH IN A PROVOCATIVE MANNER

GIRL SAYS "hey, would you like to come over for something to eat???"

GUY SAYS "eat this *GRABS CROTCH*"

*GRABS CROTCH* by JUSTIN MCINTYRE October 21, 2010

crotch grab 

When one grabs their crotch. More often than not the offender is unaware of the action. This proves most hilarious when film or camera equipment is present.

Ian did a major crotch grab in the handguns movie.

crotch grab by Dave Berkowsky January 7, 2009

Friendship Crotch Grab 

-Noun: the act of cementing your kinship with a gentle fondling. Establishes mutual trust. (Short: FCG)
-Noun: Exactly what you'd expect

"My bro Rob was scootin' by in the theater, so I reached over and gave him an friendship crotch grab to remind him that I care."

Friendship Crotch Grab by thatlooksaboutwrong January 27, 2015

Academic Crotch Grab 

When you get a hand job during school. In class.

"Dude, I totally got an academic crotch grab by Brittany in 3rd period!"

Academic Crotch Grab by The Teacher(; December 15, 2009

Catholic Crotch Grab 

The odd and unexplainable tendency for Catholic teenage boys to clutch their girlfriends crotches when attempting to grab their behinds.

It's a classic case of the Catholic Crotch Grab.

Catholic Crotch Grab by Observer with Experience February 19, 2011

crotch grab 

its a word to describe a action in a fight where the user goes for the other 'victims' genitals and grabs with a tight grip

often used to 'floor' a victim

....crotch grab *victim in pain*

crotch grab by disasterpieces September 8, 2003

I'll grab your crotch 

One of the best insults used to make people get on your case.

Person 1: Bitch I'ma Fuck You Up
Person 2: Dude I'll grab your crotch!

I'll grab your crotch by Jesus4Brains October 29, 2007