'booked

The process by which an old flame who you may or may not want to have ever seen again, contacts you through Facebook.

"I got 'booked yesterday by my girlfriend from 10 years ago but her profile has no picture. I wonder if she's still hot? "

by mnatick January 5, 2009

booked

to get in trouble or caught for something that you did wrong

I got booked for skipping yesterday

by pear February 17, 2006

booked

to get the hell outta dodge, running away as fast as you can

he booked it down the hall

by needmeduh December 8, 2006

booked

Sentenced to a jail term.

Chris: "Watch out, man. I killed a man one time. I'll fuck you up."
Ken: "Hahaha. No you didn't, bitch."
Chris: "No I didn't. But my friend did."
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But he did get booked for possession of a deadly weapon...that means a GAT!!!"
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But he did get booked for possession of marijuana...that means WEED!!! That's drugs, man."
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But one time in middle school he got in a fight, and he won. That means he KICKED SOMEONE'S ASS!!!"
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But I'll bust a cap in yo ass, fool!"
Ken: "No you won't."
Chris: "No, I probably won't."
Ken: "Hey guess what? You're white."
Chris: "WHAT!?!? NO!!!" (runs away crying)

by Nick D May 28, 2004

BOOKED

Any moment "caught on tape" (pic or video) that is posted on Facebook.

That drunken picture of you just got booked.

by pRODIGAL1 December 27, 2011

Booked

The time when you are involved mind and soul to read a book and in nothing else.

C : hey, why you didn't pick up my call yesterday ?
D: I am sorry, I was booked with songs of ice and fire.

by Cookie monster and a dragon May 24, 2019

Booked

Ugly.

That Bitch Is Booked Like A Fukin Library.

by He Love The Way I Ride It May 27, 2010