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A shorter form of the word issues. If you're too cool for Issues, 'Ssues is the "gangsta" vertion of issues
Brendon- Wow, that guy looks sad.
SpongeBob- Yeah, he lost five bucks because he bet on the wrong team.
Brendon- He's a feeko and i'm pretty sure he's got more 'ssues than National Geographic. I'm serious.
SpongeBob- I see. And you are suprised because...?
'Ssues by Mizz_Fit October 6, 2006
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'ssues [issues] 

A person having or displaying many personal issues or characterized by emotional, personality, personal, interpersonal and or psychological or mental issues or problems. Also having or causing extreme drama, crazy or unreasonable thoughts , actions, and or behavior. A Drama magnet or instigator. Having a great deal of problems often or always. Dysfunctional reasoning or psychology.
He has 'ssues issues he is mentally, emotionally and psychologically unstable, he can't keep a job a woman or stay out of drama; he got mad 'ssues.
'ssues [issues] by Falcon H March 2, 2015
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It's Suspect & Suspicious Combined.
Chadwick: Man, these new Dunkin donuts' chocolate balls are straight-up BUSSIN
Levon: *pauses* Damn you sucking them real hard, bet they real good huh. Too bad they ain't in a sac
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Levon: Oh, thanks, but for real, if I bite, will it hurt?
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Someone's attempt at spelling the famous author's name, Dr. Seuss.
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Meghed: No, but I do love Dr. Seuss.
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blue suede sues 

A cougar bar located in Mississauga Ontario, where young men are subjected to being hunted by older women. Also reffered to as a DEN for cougars.
"dude i got hunted by the cougs last night at blue suede sues."
blue suede sues by Niko February 13, 2005
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Oh my god it's Sues, she's hot.
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