'Ssues

A shorter form of the word issues. If you're too cool for Issues, 'Ssues is the "gangsta" vertion of issues

Brendon- Wow, that guy looks sad.
SpongeBob- Yeah, he lost five bucks because he bet on the wrong team.
Brendon- He's a feeko and i'm pretty sure he's got more 'ssues than National Geographic. I'm serious.
SpongeBob- I see. And you are suprised because...?

by Mizz_Fit October 6, 2006

'ssues [issues]

A person having or displaying many personal issues or characterized by emotional, personality, personal, interpersonal and or psychological or mental issues or problems. Also having or causing extreme drama, crazy or unreasonable thoughts , actions, and or behavior. A Drama magnet or instigator. Having a great deal of problems often or always. Dysfunctional reasoning or psychology.

He has 'ssues issues he is mentally, emotionally and psychologically unstable, he can't keep a job a woman or stay out of drama; he got mad 'ssues.

by Falcon H March 2, 2015

Shuesday

A day celebrated by the sock accounts of hack comics on Discord

Tracy: Remember when it was "Shuesday"?! Def my favorite day! <3

by SnakeX3 February 7, 2023

SSuSS/Double Sus

It's Suspect & Suspicious Combined.

Chadwick: Man, these new Dunkin donuts' chocolate balls are straight-up BUSSIN
Levon: *pauses* Damn you sucking them real hard, bet they real good huh. Too bad they ain't in a sac
Chadwick: AYO BRO, I WAS JUST TRYING TO ENJOY A SNACK MY POPS BOUGHT ME BRUH, YOU AINT GOTTA BE SSuSS
Levon: The hell is "SSuSS"
Chadwick: Double Sus, Suspect & Suspicious SSuSS/Double Sus, Do You Ever Read The Urban Dictionary?
Levon: *gives bruh look* I'm just saying you were sucking real hard
Chadwick: I WAS BITING, YOU SSuSSY DIRTY MINDED BOY IF YOU WANTED ONE JUST ASK *Gives Donut*
Levon: Oh, thanks, but for real, if I bite, will it hurt?
Chadwick: DOUBLE SUS
Levon: Just Sayin
Chadwick: JAIL, JAILLLL JAILLL
Levon: Bruh I Just-
Chadwick: JAIL YO SSuSSY ASS NEED TO GO TO JAIL
Levon: OK, OK, DAMN.. *eats*

by • JΛKΣ • January 27, 2022

Dr. Suess

Someone's attempt at spelling the famous author's name, Dr. Seuss.

IM:
Jacklnte: Hey, you like Dr. Suess?
Meghed: No, but I do love Dr. Seuss.

by Kwalazin September 6, 2009

blue suede sues

A cougar bar located in Mississauga Ontario, where young men are subjected to being hunted by older women. Also reffered to as a DEN for cougars.

"dude i got hunted by the cougs last night at blue suede sues."

by Niko February 13, 2005

Sues

The most unbeleivable, incredibly beautiful, crazily lovable, stupidly clever, kind hearted girl you will ever meet. If you ever happen to come across and talk to this miracle of a person you will say 'bloody hell, she's every guy's dream. I wish i was in her pants right now' . And you know what, you don't have a chance cause she's mine. Muahahahaha.

Oh my god it's Sues, she's hot.

by Condog Mcdowell January 12, 2008