1)waking up to a pelvic "Tee Pee" due to a sleeping Hard on. 2) when you wife decides to sleep with her knees bent vertically (sit up position, knees up, back down) thus creating a tent like structure with the sheets causing you to freeze your balls off and wondering why you feel a breeze.
1)"Damn, we went camping and mathew "Pitched a tent" in his sleeping bag!"
2)Awake in the middle of the night, freezing, and notice your wife, spouse , girl friend pitching a tent with her knees.
2)Awake in the middle of the night, freezing, and notice your wife, spouse , girl friend pitching a tent with her knees.
by Chicopee Greg October 16, 2007
To have an erection while lying down so that the sheets covering you pop up like a tent with a pole in the middle.
Peter: "Wanna go camping this weekend?"
Quagmire: "The only tent I'm gonna be pitching this weekend is...well you see where I'm going with this one...awwwwwww riiiight!"
Quagmire: "The only tent I'm gonna be pitching this weekend is...well you see where I'm going with this one...awwwwwww riiiight!"
by Nick D May 18, 2004
by Your Mom's Box July 13, 2003
by NICHOLS PARK BOY WITH DYLAN November 04, 2015
by tent picther April 05, 2010
The art of lifting the material of your pants covering the groin using only body parts below the waist.
by Anonymous February 12, 2003
The act of experiencing an erection, in such a way that it causes the pants or shorts to form a tent like shape at the front, because of the raging erection that is experienced by the person wearing the garment.
1) I felt myself pitching a tent as I saw the girls walk by.
2) "Dude you just pitched the biggest tent while you did your presentation to the class." "Yeah I know, I tried to control it but of course that didn't work."
2) "Dude you just pitched the biggest tent while you did your presentation to the class." "Yeah I know, I tried to control it but of course that didn't work."
by you can't handle this December 12, 2015