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U-Dick

1.U-Dick is forUrban Dictionary Official Slang Name
2.A u-dick is a book, a magazine or a newspaper full of sex craps
3. A u-dick is also a Urban Dick: a dickhead who shall never have the great joy of sipping the fresh pussy of a topass cowgirl in the shade of the Brentwood.Massassushets river tree
1.Abwoat:
"What a shame! U.Dick is overruled by the shaïntantologists devil's shit fuckers! They owned us! They owned us!Right in the fuck!"
Coastello:
"What the fuck is the fuss?You write, they publish, they owned yu twice as one you consucker!

2.(introducing Chuck Brown Junior) Abwoat:
"Say have yu seen that mudafuck'Chuck B.Junior lately Coasty? The dude seems to have vanished from the scene, doesn't he? We were supposed to go to Brentwood. Massassushets early tomorrow"
Coastello:
"That u.dick sure won't show up, he never did, always said him never get to the country, said him only like pussies from the block"

3. Abwoat:
"Say Coasty where is my Brentwood New Observer?"
Coastello:
"That u-dick full of sex craps?!? They fucking advertise on G.M.O in there!Have a look in the shitroom..."
"Shit on me I know, them bloody liars, but my 'pa is writing poetry in it."
by Slangherinthenight May 16, 2008
mugGet the U-Dickmug.

u-boat

Large continuous dump shaped like a German WW2 submarine. Usually occurs the morning after a night of numerous beers followed by a curry
"Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?", "Jesus love take it easy, i just sunk a u-boat"
by Jimmy Somerville March 7, 2008
mugGet the u-boatmug.

U-blast

A punch to the uterus that only makes a small pop sound no matter how hard the punch is. Guys can be U-blasted as well.
Nigel is going to give every freshman a U-blast
by TK1441 March 28, 2009
mugGet the U-blastmug.

skip u

man 1: Your gay.
man 2: Skip U.
by Seth, Lonnie March 3, 2004
mugGet the skip umug.

U bang it

to make a "U" turn
"we went the wrong way, so U bang it."
by Ubangit twice January 23, 2009
mugGet the U bang itmug.

I/U

U say the time
U say the day counting..: :
U say you not ready.
U u love me

U say you still care
U say you still miss
U say you need me

U say in anotherlife..

I say i love u
I say why am suffering
I say it's all on me

I say let it go
I say she will know
I say she will feel
I say it everyday and counting

Another day another thing..
.
I/U
by 21234567890 June 11, 2023
mugGet the I/Umug.

Eli U

Biggest cock sucker in history. The fakest bitch you will ever meet.
by AHSDogs December 19, 2019
mugGet the Eli Umug.

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