Johnbat

A Johnbat is a hairy bipedal creature that consumes food in mass quantities and has the unique ability to repel the opposite sex from miles away. It is notable that the Johnbat can shape shift into a T-Rex like animal that is no doubt prehistoric in nature (still under zoological debate). The Johnbat can only be tracked by the noise it makes when it eats, experts claim that it closely resembles a distressed hyena with peanut butter on the roof of its mouth. The Johnbat can consume 4 times its weight.

Yeah, I was at the bar with a chick and the Johnbat walked by and farted and she vomited all over my face.

by forrager November 10, 2016

john wei

this person is big, I mean BIG, like a horse.

john wei collapsed my genitals because he's so enormous/BIG.

by Big Thiccccccc Sexual John Wei August 12, 2018

John Hearn

John Hearn is a good-looking guy who thinks he’s really big but is actually chubby

John Hearn, you’re not big, stop going to the gym!

by Gussudidococ March 20, 2019

john thicc

when you are playing fortnite and you find a "very attractive" outfit

oh boy that skin is a john thicc

by OOTIS BOOTIS March 22, 2019

John Morris

A dumbass racist white dude with crooked teeth.

Look a John Morris smoking pole

by Random dick weed June 14, 2019

Johnathan Ackerman

A devoted Denver Broncos fan who is also a epic gamer.

The Johnathan Ackerman watched the broncos game and got the epic victory royals at the same time.

by The epic gamer69420 November 19, 2019

johnathin

Johnathin is my straight NI99A he pulls mad shorties claps cheeks like nothin nice size pp no homo do and he funny as fuck

meh boi Johnathin is a fkn goat at life bruski

by slussysenis December 15, 2019