jerish

An eccentric, flamboyant person showing sexual appeal while keeping a sociable personality.

That guy is acting so jerish. Look how he behaves around those men!

by Hasslehoff February 25, 2014

Jersey sweepstakes

When a hooker from Newark airport wipes the jizz off her face with a losing scratcher ticket

They flight went much smoother after a Jersey sweepstakes in parking garage

by Fistmyamendhola November 12, 2017

New Jersey treatment

1. A fecal transplant, invented in New Jersey. 2. The more general act of inserting fecal matter into something.

1. To cure her Crohn's disease she received the New Jersey treatment.
2. The French gave Africa the New Jersey treatment.

by un chien May 4, 2011

New Jersey

The Worst State in the freakin Union. Crappy things come out of it like Snooky, the entire shoreline, and horrible sports teams.

A comparative noun used to describe how bad somebody hates something

1. Dude, why are we going to New Jersey, everyone knows any other eastern coastal states is better than New Jersey.

2. Man, I hate that more than New Jersey. Nah, I can't hate anything more than I hate New Jersey

by Hoot Jackson September 11, 2011

Jersey Turnpike

The Jersey Turnpike is a dance move practiced by the most famous Deena from MTVs Jersey Shore. It's when you're getting crazy and loud, fist in the air, bringing the house down, and you bend over to shove your ass into a male's crotch area multiple times in a row.

I was in the club, poppin' bottles when I suddenly felt the urge to do the Jersey Turnpike upon this hot guido juicehead.

by ~*~***~~*~rainbow unicorn*~*~* August 23, 2011

Jersey Turnpike

This is when your fucking a girl doggie style and finger her asshole, then put that finger in her mouth and fishhook her.

I gave that whore from NJ a taste of home when I gave her a Jersey Turnpike

by Mongo February 2, 2005

jersey shore

a term that only bennies use to describe the beaches/coastal area of new jersey. no one from the "jersey shore" actually calls it that. instead we say we are 'going to the beach'; not 'down the shore' or 'to the shore'.

Pennsylvanian/New Yorker/Northern New Jerseyan: Man, I love going to the Jersey Shore, but is it me, or is this traffic terrible?
Local: Learn how to drive you !@#$%^&* benny!

by seabee May 1, 2006