Midwest Harmonica

When a male has sex with a female and holds her leg in the air and straddles her other leg simultaneously farting

Anakin: “Hey Tony, did you see how I gave Susan a Midwest Harmonica last night?”

Tony: “I wish that was me”

by Magic Cheese December 10, 2025

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Hark the Harold

To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.

Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!

Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.

Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!

by itsnotJim December 7, 2010

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playing a harmonica

a slang term for smoking a cigarette

Guy 1:Where were you?
Guy 2:Outside, playing a harmonica.

by undercoverbackdoorlover March 29, 2011

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Out of tune harmonica

Blowing into your partners anus during analingus, in order to build up enough air to cause sound to permeate from the sphincter.

"I got a little too into it last night and accidentally made Jill into an out of tune harmonica."

by gmos-kill February 7, 2018

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The stratigic placement of a musical instrument in your girls mouth, whilst plowing her from the back.

When she's screaming like a boar, gently place the Harmonica in her mouth to complete the Hillbilly Harmonica.

What did you do last night mate.

" well we had good night until I have her the Hillbilly Harmonica"

Its where you put a Harmonica in your partners mouth while she's being plugged from the back.

She's want pleases but it definitely made a fucking symphony.

by porkchopp69 November 9, 2020

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