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Even

Even is a gentle, handsome man. He is always there for the ones who need him. He is also a great actor. He will never let you down, and if he says he loves you, he really does.
OMG! Even is soooooo nice! I just love him.
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a sexy motherfucker with a huge dick. fuck
Even is so sexy
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Even

A cool and sexy, good looking man. Most of them lives in Norway.

Average length of penis: 35cm.

The name Even means cool, handsome and sexy.

Many girls will have sex with Even because he's so sexy.

Everyone loves Even because he's the coolest person that exists.

He is much cooler than other people, he is good in everything.

It was he who killed Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.
by stian e så hoooot June 23, 2017
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Even
a person who is extremely kind, considerate, caring, loving, and overall just freaking attractive. Not only will they love you unconditionally but they will also bring extreme joy to your life. They will also be an amazing friend to anyone that they meet. They are amazing significant others. If you are lucky enough to have a Malin for your girlfriend, don't let her go. They are also great bakers. They will make you a million cupcakes just because they want to make you feel special.
"Oh my god Janet! Did you see that girl's dress? Like I can't even!"
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even according to players

Even according to players is a very old term from used in the 50's to describe any given team or single person the ability to win or lose when it comes to playing a game. It may also refer to a person in a group of friends who for whatever reason is unable to grasp the subject of the conversation. It was a polite way to say that someone was stupid.
The gang were all playing a game of cards when Billy walked up and asked who was winning. The gang replied that it was even according to players because "stupid Sam" was one of the players.
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