realistic dong

A realistic dong is a latex replica of a guy's raging boner that he makes from a kit and uses to suck or fuck his own or another cadet's boy-hole.

My cadet roomie , Matt, likes to use his realistic dong on me whenever we have sex - feels like I'm being spit-roasted by the same cadet!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

Ramadan Dong

When you're so horny you cant even eat

fuck kitchen dick..Im so Horny I got that Ramadan Dong son

by bootabootaboo December 11, 2010

shabalaba ding dong

The words you use in place of another. In place of curse words, when you are tongue tied or can't remember the word you wanna use; these are all acceptable times to use shabalaba ding dong.

"OW shabalaba ding dong!!!! I slammed my finger in the car door"

by FrannieG November 30, 2011

Dong revolver

1.Garage band name Dick Lugar came up while totally munted one night. Decided to go with it since he'd already ordered t-shirts.

2.A guy with incredible sexual stamina, as in he can shoot six times before he needs to reload.

1. How y'all doin tonight Greater Indianapolis Senior Center!? We are Dong Revolver, and we're here to rock!

2.Chick 1: So how great was that guy we double-teamed last night?
Chick 2: Holy shit I thought he'd never run out of energy he was like a dong revolver!

by boosh chugger May 14, 2009

Dong

A cross between a MONG and a DICKHEAD
A name you'd call someone who is acting dickheadly

That boy, Alex is such a Dong

by clever_one:) January 12, 2015

Diong

The imaginary sound made when a guy's doinker suddenly gets hard. Most generally caused by a hot female.

Watching her grind the pole, my PP immediately went diong.

by Skitlip November 18, 2017

Dongbag

Something a slightly retarded Massachusetts redneck would say to a girl he is trying to impress while taking her to a fancy dinner date at iHop.

“Baby, you’re the queen of my dongbag” he swooned as he wiped syrup of his sleeveless Back Street Boys t-shirt with his hand, then licking his fingers

by Bevflormann July 26, 2018