Dildo

When you want to call someone a dick but they're too fake.

John: You're such a dildo.
Bob: What? A dildo?
John: Well i'd call you a dick but you're too fake.

by frenchiestfry April 4, 2015

Dildo

A mans worst enemy a sex toy women use to fell good and is usally bigger than a real mans penis because size matters

She said no to sex and went to the other room and rode that dildo like a race horse

by Alex cocks June 11, 2017

Spikey Dildo

A spikey dildo is a penis shaped latex figure that a female inserts into her vagina and the spoken item has many large spikes around the balls area

Sharon was made fun of because she bought a spikey dildo at spencers

by Sharon leeeeeee james July 2, 2016

Bilbo-dildo

Just a little monsterus dildo

Bilbo-dildo An enormous magic dildo that no meare mortal can piseas

by Sven savage October 22, 2018

dog horse magenta dildo

The type of 18 inch dildo that you can find under your grandmothers bed. Can safely be used on dogs if proper steps are taken, and can even be used to please a stallion. Most are magenta colored as a symbol of femininity.

Michael: “Guess what guys? I found a dog horse magenta dildo under my grandma’s bed. I wonder how much of it she can take!

by Father Jake September 14, 2017

Baseball bat nigger dildo penis

A baseball bat colored black and is a silicone dildo that can cum alot alot in the but of kids in booty hole land.

I'm gonna shove a fucking baseball bat nigger dildo penis up my kids ass.

by 56Explosivediareahabrats March 23, 2023

dildo

A cylinder/ penis like tube made out of rubber or sylicon used to smack children with when they missbehave or piss you off.

Can often be purple or black with spikes.

Can also be used to masturbate

Bobby; mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom
Mom; bobby shut up or im going to beat you up with my dildo
Bobby; MOM
Mom * smacks with dildo*

Mom; now shut up dont make me take the black one with spikes out!

by crazytaco March 3, 2011