Crank

A computer controlled opponent in an video, computer, or arcade game.

Bobby's too chickenshit to play against anyone in Street Fighter II. He only plays against the crank.

by james bow June 11, 2006

crank it up

To masturbate.

When I'm in the bathroom, I like to crank it up.

by Davidfreesefan23 February 20, 2015

crank that poop

its when a dude poops all over a cup and some girl eats it and poops it back out in the same

Dude i just Crank That poop all over this chick last night

by milesfiles January 4, 2008

Crank

Having a wank whilst crying or to break down during said wank and start crying.

Pronunciation: crr-ang-c

Man 1: Had a wank while the mrs was watching titanic the other day

Man 2: did you start cranking at the end of it?

Man 1: Of course not, im not a girl

The mrs: theres no need to lie love. and don't worry, i found it endearing. its like i told you before, boys don't cry, men do

Man 2: hahahahahahahahaha!

Man 1: fuck off!

Man two continues laughing untill he pisses himself. Then man one starts laughing.........

by hi11m4n August 22, 2010

crank

to masturbate.

Think I'm just gonna go home, eat a tv dinner, and crank one out.

by chefsoski November 21, 2010

crankster

A fishing lure made my GG's Lures in Oregon. A Crankbait used for catching Bass and Walleye.

I cast the crankster out and reeled in a huge bass from the bass hole.

by Sandra December 28, 2003

Crank That Yank

1. To get a project done ; to do work

2. To rush to get something completed

3. To handle business

"We have until 5:00pm to finish that presentation. Crank that yank!"

by TheWhiteDragon October 30, 2008