quarter farm

The practice of obtaining "free" quarters by feeding dollar bills into a vending machine and pressing "coin return".

I didn't have change for the meter, so I had to quarter farm the coke machine.

by Davidfreesefan23 February 20, 2015

crank it up

To masturbate.

When I'm in the bathroom, I like to crank it up.

by Davidfreesefan23 February 20, 2015

revolving door

Someone who changes their facebook profile picture far too often

- Is this really her fourth profile picture of the week????
- Yes, she's a revolving door alright.

by Davidfreesefan23 April 28, 2014

katy perry shower

A shower that constantly fluctuates in temperature.

Derives from the Katy Perry song, "Hot N Cold"

- Dang it, that house's got a Katy Perry shower.

- What do you mean by that????

- It's hot, then it's cold....

by Davidfreesefan23 September 04, 2014

vaccination vacation

The act of driving a long distance to get the COVID vaccine, due to it being in too high of demand in one’s hometown.

I couldn’t get a vaccine appointment in Kansas City where I live, so I took a vaccination vacation and drove an hour and a half to Sedalia to get my COVID shot.

by Davidfreesefan23 March 21, 2021

corona shot

(1) A vaccine to protect against coronavirus AKA COVID-19 (which they're currently working on).

(2) A shot glass full of Corona beer, which I think bars should advertise in order to celebrate returning to normal, whenever we can safely do so.

Once we can get our corona shots, we should celebrate the occasion with some corona shots down at the bar!

by Davidfreesefan23 August 25, 2020

waterpark-worthy

A term that refers to a hot summer day - in other words, the type of weather that makes one want to go to the waterpark.

(Checks the weather forecast)

Let's see, sunny, high of 95...looks pretty waterpark-worthy to me! I'll make sure to bring my swimsuit to work so I can head up to the waterpark right after I get off work for the day.

by Davidfreesefan23 May 21, 2019