quarter farm

The practice of obtaining "free" quarters by feeding dollar bills into a vending machine and pressing "coin return".

I didn't have change for the meter, so I had to quarter farm the coke machine.

by Davidfreesefan23 February 20, 2015

corona shot

(1) A vaccine to protect against coronavirus AKA COVID-19 (which they're currently working on).

(2) A shot glass full of Corona beer, which I think bars should advertise in order to celebrate returning to normal, whenever we can safely do so.

Once we can get our corona shots, we should celebrate the occasion with some corona shots down at the bar!

by Davidfreesefan23 August 25, 2020

Waterpark

A place with slides, a lazy river, and (in some cases) a wave pool.
The perfect place to be on a hot summer day. Basically, waterparks are what makes summer great.

It’s so hot outside - what should we do today?

Grab your swimsuit, a towel, and some sunscreen - WE’RE GOING TO THE WATERPARK!

by Davidfreesefan23 January 15, 2019

katy perry shower

A shower that constantly fluctuates in temperature.

Derives from the Katy Perry song, "Hot N Cold"

- Dang it, that house's got a Katy Perry shower.

- What do you mean by that????

- It's hot, then it's cold....

by Davidfreesefan23 September 05, 2014

waterpark-worthy

A term that refers to a hot summer day - in other words, the type of weather that makes one want to go to the waterpark.

(Checks the weather forecast)

Let's see, sunny, high of 95...looks pretty waterpark-worthy to me! I'll make sure to bring my swimsuit to work so I can head up to the waterpark right after I get off work for the day.

by Davidfreesefan23 May 21, 2019

revolving door

Someone who changes their facebook profile picture far too often

- Is this really her fourth profile picture of the week????
- Yes, she's a revolving door alright.

by Davidfreesefan23 April 28, 2014

bed garnish

Refers to the placement of many extra pillows on a bed solely for decorative purposes, above and beyond (sometimes far beyond) what is needed for sleeping.

Very common in hotel rooms, as well as among homeowners who try to look fancy.

What’s with all this bed garnish? I only need ONE pillow to sleep!

*tosses 8 pillows on the floor*

by Davidfreesefan23 May 08, 2019