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Definitions by Davidfreesefan23

vaccination vacation 

The act of driving a long distance to get the COVID vaccine, due to it being in too high of demand in one’s hometown.
I couldn’t get a vaccine appointment in Kansas City where I live, so I took a vaccination vacation and drove an hour and a half to Sedalia to get my COVID shot.

waterpark season 

A term for summer, because waterparks are the best thing about that time of year!
waterpark season by Davidfreesefan23 September 2, 2020

corona shot

(1) A vaccine to protect against coronavirus AKA COVID-19 (which they're currently working on).

(2) A shot glass full of Corona beer, which I think bars should advertise in order to celebrate returning to normal, whenever we can safely do so.
Once we can get our corona shots, we should celebrate the occasion with some corona shots down at the bar!
corona shot by Davidfreesefan23 August 25, 2020

waterpark-worthy 

A term that refers to a hot summer day - in other words, the type of weather that makes one want to go to the waterpark.
(Checks the weather forecast)

Let's see, sunny, high of 95...looks pretty waterpark-worthy to me! I'll make sure to bring my swimsuit to work so I can head up to the waterpark right after I get off work for the day.

bed garnish 

Refers to the placement of many extra pillows on a bed solely for decorative purposes, above and beyond (sometimes far beyond) what is needed for sleeping.

Very common in hotel rooms, as well as among homeowners who try to look fancy.
What’s with all this bed garnish? I only need ONE pillow to sleep!

*tosses 8 pillows on the floor*

Waterpark 

A place with slides, a lazy river, and (in some cases) a wave pool.
The perfect place to be on a hot summer day. Basically, waterparks are what makes summer great.
It’s so hot outside - what should we do today?

Grab your swimsuit, a towel, and some sunscreen - WE’RE GOING TO THE WATERPARK!
Waterpark by Davidfreesefan23 January 14, 2019

quarter farm 

The practice of obtaining "free" quarters by feeding dollar bills into a vending machine and pressing "coin return".
I didn't have change for the meter, so I had to quarter farm the coke machine.
quarter farm by Davidfreesefan23 February 20, 2015