Davidfreesefan23's definitions

waterpark season

A term for summer, because waterparks are the best thing about that time of year!

I'm so excited for waterpark season!

by Davidfreesefan23 September 2, 2020

crank it up

To masturbate.

When I'm in the bathroom, I like to crank it up.

by Davidfreesefan23 February 20, 2015

corona shot

(1) A vaccine to protect against coronavirus AKA COVID-19 (which they're currently working on).

(2) A shot glass full of Corona beer, which I think bars should advertise in order to celebrate returning to normal, whenever we can safely do so.

Once we can get our corona shots, we should celebrate the occasion with some corona shots down at the bar!

by Davidfreesefan23 August 25, 2020

quarter farm

The practice of obtaining "free" quarters by feeding dollar bills into a vending machine and pressing "coin return".

I didn't have change for the meter, so I had to quarter farm the coke machine.

by Davidfreesefan23 February 20, 2015

waterpark-worthy

A term that refers to a hot summer day - in other words, the type of weather that makes one want to go to the waterpark.

(Checks the weather forecast)

Let's see, sunny, high of 95...looks pretty waterpark-worthy to me! I'll make sure to bring my swimsuit to work so I can head up to the waterpark right after I get off work for the day.

by Davidfreesefan23 May 21, 2019

bed garnish

Refers to the placement of many extra pillows on a bed solely for decorative purposes, above and beyond (sometimes far beyond) what is needed for sleeping.

Very common in hotel rooms, as well as among homeowners who try to look fancy.

What’s with all this bed garnish? I only need ONE pillow to sleep!

*tosses 8 pillows on the floor*

by Davidfreesefan23 May 7, 2019

revolving door

Someone who changes their facebook profile picture far too often

- Is this really her fourth profile picture of the week????
- Yes, she's a revolving door alright.

by Davidfreesefan23 April 28, 2014