rusty bullet wound

Rusty bullet wound is a phrase that describes someones or somethings arse hole....

Holy shit! That dirty bitch I pulled when I was pissed last night let me bone her right in the rusty bullet wound!..... .

by mrinkredible..... September 22, 2010

Baby bullet proof vest

Another name for a baby bjorn for those whom think the parent may be using the baby as a protective device.

That guy looked like he'd stab me if I wasn't wearing my baby bullet proof vest!

by Logan Durgen January 22, 2011

Lol-Buffet

Used to describe a situation or person that provides limitless amounts of laughing.

"All you can laugh,"

"Did you check that new underground stand-up comedian's act last Thursday?"
"Yeah! That guy was an excellent lol-buffet."

by Gasmador September 14, 2011

chinese buffet pants

loose fitting pants, with elasticized waist band. Made to accommodate for the abdominal expansion that occurs after 2nd and subsequent visits to the all-you-can-eat buffet bar in Chinese (and other) buffet restaurants.

Chinese restaurant waiter: Hey, fat boy, your pants just ripped.... you go home now!
Fat Boy: Drat! Time for some new Chinese buffet pants.... just as soon as I finish this last plateful of remon chicken.

by obracadabra December 18, 2011

anal buffet

the most fucking gross video on the internet involving a guy shitting into a girls mouth while shes masturbating

i had and anal buffet last night dude

by Autumn rankle August 28, 2016

pittsburgh buffet

Typically served during a Steelers tailgate party. A loud mouthed drunken bbw women passed out in the bed of a Dodge Ram diesel p.u. truck is stripped nude. Loud mouth Male Steelers fans who would suck Ben Roethlisberger's cock for street cred, begin chanting here we go Steelers. Then her asshole is stuffed with kielbasa and sauerkraut, her pussy gets filled with pierogies, she is covered with shitty Primantis brothers Cole slaw and fries. Now a group of sweaty foul mouthed union steel workers perform a circle jerk and shoot their man gravy all over the local passed out yinzer mama. Then an old polish grandma that smells like shitty iron city beer yells chicken on the hill (thinking she's at a pirates game in 1978. Then the locals dine on the local bbw's nude delicatessen spread.

Hey Butch, that was a delicious Pittsburgh buffet yesterday at the Steelers game.

by Rooster7395 December 15, 2020

a whole buffet

A whole meal is when someone looks like hotter than fire and could be like real good in a relationship and in bed

Hailey is a whole buffet!!

by Robocoder35 February 15, 2020