bottlenecking

using pedestrian roadworks to such an effect that conversation can be struck up with a random member of the public with a view to taking them back to your place to rut

"How did you pick her up?"

"I bottlenecked her on Kilburn High Road"

by Alistair Drummond February 16, 2005

Bottle-Rocket

The act of unzipping your pants and injecting your penis into a zoo animal and busting chunks into it.

Shay sure taught that animal a lesson by bottle-rocketing it!

Hey is that Shay? Yea thats shay he bottle-rockets animal's.

by iamgodwhoareyou October 21, 2011

Coke Bottle

The exact size and shape of Jay-Z's cock.

R_kelly: Wow, Jay-Z has a cock like a coke bottle..and I just sucked it.

by Digitalnonsense November 15, 2006

bottle of vex

what someone is metaphorically drinking when they have a large number of issues

bottle of vex mate

by Theo_Wyvern November 14, 2003

bottleanus

When you're at your straight friend's house pounding back a few beers and your friend gets up to go to the bathroom. You take your friend's nonempty beer bottle and forcibly insert it into your anus. Using your now gaping asshole, you rub your anus all over his couch cushions, pranking your friend.

Lance got up to use the toilet so i bottleanus'd his couch

by Alec J Biello August 29, 2011

bottle drive

To stick a beer bottle up someones vagina

When we get home I will bottle drive you so hard.

by The-Kraken May 25, 2014

Bottlejob

A wanker named smith who backs out of sporting events at the last minute cos he’s a pussy

Smith just because it’s windy and your wig might blow off doesn’t mean you can be a bottlejob

by Wigger1869 March 12, 2019