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Claimed My Bong

To place one's semi to full erect penis into the mouthpiece of his bong, thereby claiming it for his personal use alone. After the claim, only the individual who performed the act may use it for its perposes. Anyone who uses the bong other than the owner is deemed nasty as hell and can never be smoked with again.
I Claimed My Bong the other night...:

(Odd Future playing in the background)
Me: Guess what, I just claimed my bong
Guest: Aww dude, wtf? That was the coolest bong ever:'(
Me: HAHA ikr.
*Guest leaves angrily
by Me. Not Your, But Me. November 22, 2011
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Sentry Bing-Bong

A mean robot who comes to ruin a fine Engineer's day... Sentry Bing-Bongs are usually fast and look like those mines from the one scene of Finding Nemo
Look out! Here comes a Sentry Bing-Bong! Kill it before our Engineer gets rekt!
by Starma_ July 14, 2016
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Ludo Vicus Bong

The act of installing a lightning protection system. The words mainly come from old Javanese language. Ludo means Installation, Vicus Bong means Lightning Protection
Darwin: Hey, i just did Ludo Vicus Bong on my dad's office yesterday!
Rusli: Great, now you finally won't need to worry about lightning striking your dad's office anymore!
by bsdtb May 5, 2017
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Lay off the bong

A phrase that people use when their linked to the Mandela Effect
“So I think whoever is apart of this whole mandela stuff is usng this to make it look like were not stuck in a different universe

Bob(works for government): Heyy lay off the bong bruh. The Mandela affect is stupid
by TashiTash November 22, 2019
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Wada bing bong

To start of some drill or make fun of someone
by GrillUp September 9, 2020
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Dong With a Bong

The sexual position of a guy placing his dick between the tits of a woman while simultaneously the man takes a toke of his bong. The act is best performed with the man standing, while the woman is on her knees pressing her tits together to squeeze the man's dick. Lube and good weed always helps. Best done as a dare to the woman after a night of hottubing, and can easily lead to many other positions.
My buddy suggested a Dong with a Bong if the girl did not answer the trivia question correctly.
by Libtarb August 15, 2021
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Bing Bong

Bing Bong was a "term" used by President Donald Trump during one of his political speeches in order to get elected. Unfortunately the only thing is "term" accomplished was the creation of a meme, which has now seemed to have died off.
by Anime FuccBoi November 11, 2017
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