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bobby big wheels

A guy who plays the role of a big shot. Big attitude. Big timmer.
I heard "Bobby big wheels " is coming by with six strippers in his Lambo. It only seats two? He's got two in the passenger seat, one on his lap and his minion is driving the other three over.
by Tony parsnips September 5, 2019
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Mike wheeler

A loving and caring guy.

Only allows party members into the AV room.

Is in a Netflix show stranger things
by Billy bob boux jombs August 5, 2018
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Happy Wheels

Probably the best online game ever.
Made by Jim Bonacci (and some done by Jason Schymick), who also made the (less known) game Divine Intervention.

As described by Jim himself, the goal of Happy Wheels is "personal victory at any expense". And that's exactly what it is; you ride on a vehicle and your goal is to get to the finish. You can lose all your limbs, your son, your own vehicle, as long as you make it to the finish alive.

It's free, just go to the site and you can play it. It's on totaljerkface.com

However, there are way too many copied and unoriginal levels, like: Rope Swings, Kill Justin Bieber, Fight Chuck Norris, Ragdoll (also known as "fall down"), Jet Fall, Weapon Throw, "Rate 5 too see random glitch", Glass Fall, WWE, Saw: The Game, Arrow/Harpoon Run, Zombie Kill, Don't Move/Heart Donation, HOT FREE SEX, and the recently invented: "Made for UberHaxorNova".
It's recommended to not play these at all, and if you accidently click on one, you should rate 0.

It gets uploaded once per one or two months.

The only thing that will prevend you from playing it, is Headache Puppy, because he does not approve of repetitive refreshing.
Guy 1: Hey dude have you seen the new featured level?
Guy 2: Yeah it's way better than all the Kill JB's.

Dude 1: Hey are you making your homework?
Dude 2: No I'm playing Happy Wheels.

Person 1: Hey.
Person 2: OH MY GOD HAPPY WHEELS IS UPDATED!!11!
by DuxTape December 26, 2011
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Spinning my wheels

Like a car stuck in mud, to spin one's wheels is to try to make progress, but get nowhere.
I sat down to write my term paper, but after three hours realized I was just spinning my wheels.
by rear wheel drive June 21, 2011
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wheelie bar

An assembly attached to the rear of a car (or truck) that is designed for drag racing. The purpose is to prevent the front wheels from lifting too far off the ground, thus avoiding unwanted wind resistance and potentially the front wheels lifing so far off the ground that the whole car flips over on its roof.
Typically, a wheelie bar looks like an "A" with 2 wheels attached to the top of the "A" with the base being attached to the rear frame of the vehicle along with a spring.
Basically, if you happen to see a car that NEEDS one of these out on the road, dont drag race it. You WILL lose. Cars that need this usually run 10 seconds or less in the quarter mile.
I just bought a wheelie bar dude! Finally I can floor it without having to worry about my ride flipping over! I can't wait to see my times at the track!
by Domininc June 25, 2008
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Wheelchair-fucker

A gent who is perpetually horny, lascivious, concupiscent, goatish, lustful, hyper-sexual, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, libidinous, licentious, lubricious, oversexed, randy, salacious and satyric. He will literally bang anything which has a cavity, even if such cavity happens to be on a wheelchair.
John: Paul did it again yesterday. He banged poor old Katie in the parking lot right in her minivan... in the fucking handicapped parking space.

Mark: OMG what a fucking pig! How the fuck did he manage to get a boner?
John: Nah man you haven't heard the best part.. While ramming her raw, he kept making handicapped noises.

Mark: fucking wheelchair-fucker!
by The Malteser. September 13, 2017
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Flex Wheeler

One of the greatest bodybuilders of all time. In 1993, he had what many consider to be the greatest and most proportional body on the planet, and it has never been duplicated since. He wasn't a mass monster in his early years, and he happened to have the frame to look amazing while staying relatively light (for bodybuilding) at 227 lbs shredded.
He got in a car accident in 1994 and broke his neck and it almost destroyed his career. He had the best pro bodybuilding debut in the history of the sport when he turned pro in 1993. He won his first 4 contests, and placed 2nd at the Mr. Olympia. After the car accident, it took him 5 years to get back to #2 at the olympia, behind Ronnie Coleman. He did play the bodybuilder mass game and got to 250s, sacrificing some proportions for more size. In 1999, he was diagnosed with an extremely dangerous kidney disease.. He was never the same again and had to retire shortly after.

He now is a partner with EFX, a nutritional company. He is considered the greatest bodybuilder to never win a Mr. Olympia.
Ian H: Who's the greatest bodybuilder in the world?

Anthony P: Easy. Flex Wheeler
by SammyJr2 November 11, 2012
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