Turd Furnace

A hot female ass.

"Damn, look at the turd furnace on her!"

by mbailey3 November 15, 2018

worry turd

a bowel movement that is generated solely by anxiety about something.

"Dude, I'm friggin anxious about that test. I gotta drop a worry turd".

by HSW1987 April 10, 2011

turd chaser

(noun) industry slang for a lower-echelon upstart or novice plumber, often due to the nature of the majority of cheap, quick, service calls he/she commonly performs (id es, cabling out clogged pipes).

Journeyman Plumber: Boss, that property management company called back. Another gummed up garbage disposal...

Master Plumber: We're starting a full stack replacement and all new copper supply lines today--and it has to be done by next Tuesday. Let 'em call the turd chaser if they want it cleaned out. We're busy with real plumbing.

by xeonox January 10, 2013

Turd Sack

A couple that both has incredible farting abilities and constantly blows up the bathroom

Regina turd sacked in the bathroom toilet drenching up the whole apartment.

by GeenaBeena January 27, 2018

turd logger

Someone who is always dropping dumpage.

Ex.
Person 1
Susie is always in the bathroom.
Person 2
She's a turd logger man.

by The3nforcer April 14, 2014

turt turd

The cure to cancer is to fuck a turtle and make it squirtle and then you take the cum of the turtle and slap it on yo forehead. Tah Dah you cancer has been cured!!!

Omg, my friend is a surviver from breat cancer. He used the turt turd!!!!!

by ValTheAlpha April 1, 2022

Turd Hobbit

When a person is so mean, that they actually inhabit the excrement that they are.

"That Lori is a real Turd Hobbit. She probably has a whole Turd Shire ."

by Bakergirl8 September 2, 2017