turd dildo 

1)A sure fire way to get pin worm trichonosis and various other shit borne diseases.
2)A german erotic toy used to stimulate sexual response from gay nazi sympathizers.
3) A small brown cylinder composed of fecal matter.
4) An incredibly stupid person usually lacking and thinking skills or common sense.
5) Being stiffed on something valuable or meaningful by a close friend or family member.

1)Grandma used to play with a turd dildo now she is very ill.
2)Colonel Nimitz inserted the turd dildo into his rectum .
3) There are museums with turd dildos in glass cases on shelves , waiting to used in case of emergency.
4)You are a silly turd dildo Mark, Trout Sniffer is a lesbian.
5) Losing that pendant to my aunt willow was a real turd dildo.

turd dildo by toe October 15, 2004

turd biscuit 

A derogatory term for someone who doesn't agree with what is being said at the time.

Tom "tottenham are the best team in the world"
Mark "....erm no....arsenal are you turd biscuit"

turd biscuit by Markopololo June 11, 2006

turd-slime 

turd-slime is tRumpty, tRumpty Jr, Moscow Mitch, Kevin (Kamala-Mala) McCarthy, Miss Lindsey, the Pillow Guy, cocksucker business-woman Ivanka, Fake First Whore Melania, Fox News, and all the rest of the MAGA mob. They all advocated and promoted seditious acts for trying to overturn the results of the Presidential election.

Say a prayer -- mabe we're finally rid of the Mar-A-Lago Marauder and will see an end to all the turd-slime!

turd-slime by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021

turd guillotine 

an entire ass or just the sphincter itself

man did you see the turd guillotine on that chick?

turd guillotine by michael from fla August 15, 2006

turd fish 

human excrement, washed up.
a UK term.

when swimming in Brighton, be careful not to come out of water with a turd fish on your head, blokey!

turd fish by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

turd is it 

It's bloody good.

Opp. "Good is it".

Var. Any adjective followed by an indicative of "be" (e.g., is, are) or a verb/action followed by an auxillary verb such as can, could, will, would, etc. following by a pronoun (e.g., it, they, he, she, I, you) means that the subject referred by the pronoun is NOT the adjective or cannot apply the verb.

To specify the object, this may be appended to the statement separated by a comma.

Opposite usage, using negatives: See example of how "not" can be used to indicate the way something IS.

1. "Small are they, your balls" - Baz referring to the size of Jay's bollocks because they are big.
2. "Shag us would they, them birds" - Baz referring to some girls in a nightclub that he thinks we wouldn't be able to pull.
3. "Not pissed am I not" - Jay fucking wasted.

turd is it by X-treem August 28, 2003

Turd Sprocket 

It can be used as homosexual diss towards your freinds.
A combination george jetson's sprockets and a piece of poop.

you're such a turd sprocket dude! or you love eating turd sprockets from him or her. lol

Turd Sprocket by ya b0y kiZz January 6, 2008