goober tendon

noun- the muscle in the back of one's upper leg, which causes one to go "full-derp" and laugh like a goober when squeezed hard enough.

Dammit, Justin! Stop squeezing my goober tendon; you're gonna make my vagina cry ffs!

by Princess Falullah May 18, 2016

queef tenderloin

When you fart out of your vagina so much that your loins become tender and irritated.

I have a serious case of Queef Tenderloin right now. Do you have any baby powder?

by Stevie LaLa January 12, 2018

chicken tender

Chicken tender, derived from the classic juicy delicious snack, this term is actually used as a compliment to indicate when someone is looking fresh and hot.

Went to pick up Abbey for our date tonight, she walked out lookin like a chicken tender.

by npizzo February 21, 2018

Simp Tendency’s

To be neither a simp nor a gamer Chad but in the middle Simp Tendencies May make your friends no longer like you

“Hey Justin isn’t Timmy having some Simp Tendency’s”

“Eww let’s not talk to him any more”

by WaflMoves March 11, 2020

Alpha Tenden

Norwegian term for a bureaucrat who think he know everything

Stop being a alpha tenden. Why are you always acting like an alpha tenden.

by Alpha Tenden November 9, 2020

Satori Tendō

The best character in Haikyu!!

“Wow satori Tendō is so cool!!”
“I don’t really like Tendō.”
“…fucking die/j”

by Bugswearsocks July 16, 2021

chicken tender

chik-in • ten-dur
1) a thinly sliced chicken filet fried in a dough batter
2) a picky eater

I’d like to order the chicken tender meal with fries.
My sister is a chicken tender; she wouldn’t like calamari!

by coffeehouse November 15, 2021