CLASSIEST THING EVER 

The act of getting hammered then proceeding to pussy pop on a headstand in a bathtub with a sombrero on your head, Hannah Montana stickers on your nipples, topless.

For example,

Lucas Andahl is the CLASSIEST THING EVER

CLASSIEST THING EVER by DFEET October 13, 2011

A thing 

When you dont want to have to admit that you're cheating, so you call it a thing.

Emily: We weren't even dating, it was just a thing.
Bob: Didn't you go on dates?
Emily: Yes
Bob: So if you are just a thing then can he see other people?
Emily: No... and he cant have female friends.

Bob: But arent you seeing other people?
Emily: Yes.

A thing by NathanKyle October 8, 2018

sweet pink thing 

a man's dick

Hey Phil, get your sweet pink thing over here !

sweet pink thing by little old salesman from NV March 16, 2010

a gay thing

Zoe Summer Dempsey

That's such a gay thing

a gay thing by megkiestler September 16, 2014

do a thing 

To get sexually involved with someone but as a one time thing.

Girl: I'm not looking for a relationship
Boy:Let's just do a thing, no one has to know,

do a thing by Stellathedon July 13, 2017

You see the thing is, 

The game was rigged from the start.

You see the thing is,
yes i copy&pasted this so i can post it

You see the thing is, by LongJohnJohn September 11, 2020

the cutest thing since X-men underwear 

J.M, Ky Kiske, Eminem and the Lee twins... Seriously though, it's used to describe something/someone that is extremely cute.

Awwwwww....look at the baby ducks! They're the cutest things since X-men underwear!

the cutest thing since X-men underwear by Shawn B. May 29, 2003