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Spot Weld

When a loser who has little to no contact with girls finally gets touched by a girl or a stripper and immediately blows a load in his pants but says nothing.. Then said load dries and his junk is stuck to the front of his pants...
We got Chuck a lapdance at the strip club lastnight and he totally spot welded himself to the front of his pants during the dance.

Harp had never been with a girl before, when she took her top off it caused him to spot weld himself to the front of his pants.
by Ref Rob G February 2, 2010
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Spot check

Wiping the ass of a woman with damp toilet paper when she is bent over ready to have sex from behind to see if her ass is clean
Bro! I spot checked that bitch; her ass was chocked full of shit
by D Black 412 December 18, 2019
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Parking Spot Shopper

An Individual that spends more time looking for a parking spot that is reletavely close to the establishment;than they do in the establishment.
Your mom takes you to the grocery store: You look for a parking space for hours. She waits until someone leaves and waits for them to back out and stuff. You spend a half an hour looking for a parking spot. You spend 10 minutes tops in the store. Yo Mama is a parking spot shopper.
by TTCool December 21, 2006
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God Spot

The parking spot closest to your destination. This spot is rarely available, but when it is you feel like it was divine intervention.
Holly S&*& Damien, The God Spot is Open.
by yekans January 13, 2008
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magic spot

"I poked her magic spot, and really freaked her out!"
by Jeronimo R. June 6, 2008
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Heat Spot

Where u give a little tease to the clit to the point that the female can't stand it anymore, which causes sex to be more aggressive and give her the best orgasm of her life.
Jenae "So Payton, how was that date last friday?"
Payton "It was great, after the movie we went my house and Edward hit my heat spot like no other... Greatest sex ever!!!"
by Edward Jackson (AKA Dr. Love) October 25, 2010
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mista spot

A small square or triangular clump of hair found growing beneath the bottom lip of a man who is otherwise clean-shaven. The appearance is that he "missed a spot" with his razor.
by professor1942 May 17, 2011
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