Scrotching

the act of a male scratching his privates.

Emma: Did you just see that?
Nathan: What?
Emma: That guy was just scrotching under his library cubby.

by coopscoop1234 December 14, 2011

skritchity

Adjective: describes a type of person who appears untrustworthy or sketchy, and will quickly encroach physically on your personal space whenever you are not looking at them directly.

Note: Usually best dealt with by putting as much space as possible between you and this person(s) immediately.

Sometimes you will need to use a long, very hard and intimidating stare to shame them into backing off. This is what you can do if you are not able to leave the vicinity immediately, for example you are in line at the grocery store.

"Whoah, did you see that skritchity dude behind me in line? I thought he was going to grab my money right out of my hand right there in the store!"

by TodaysPseudonym December 27, 2011

scratchy-gasm

The overwhelming feeling of awesomeness when you have been given epic scratchies.

"Brohan, I had the best scratchies the other day. I totally had a scratchy-gasm."

"I tried not to have a scratchy-gasm, but, they were too epic."

by syndicatewarz July 29, 2012

scratchy-gasm

When someone is brought to the point of utmost joy, and/or lowest submission via scratchies.

Can be addictive like a drug.

"The best day of my life was when I had my first scratchy-gasm."

"I'm so addicted to scratchy-gasms that I'll do whatever it takes to get more!"

by chazz122 July 29, 2012

Scratchly

A grizzly beard that no woman could ever imagine having

Hey man, your beard looks very scratchly

by Grizzly beard 23 December 25, 2012

Scrotching

The act of scratching your crotch.

Mike: Hey man glad I could meet you at the bar, whats up?
Billy: I'm good man, you?
Mike: Ah man what the fuck are you doing?!?
Billy: What?
Mike: Why the fuck are you scrotching in the middle of the room?

by Big Cock Jones January 26, 2014

Scratching Monster

Also know as the Scratchy Monster, a story talked about between children of a being that comes in the middle of the night and leaves little scratches on people. The story was made by kids as a way to explain why sometimes they would wake up with scratches they don't remember receiving.

Some kids say he comes when you have been bad but the more common believe is that the monster has no reason, he's simple not a nice guy.

Basically any time a kid goes to bed and wakes up with a scratch he or she didn't have when going to bed is labeled as a Scratching Monster attack.

by AnimeLoveLover123 July 24, 2014