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protien snack

Jizz, semen, ejaculate, sperm, splooge, you get the idea.
My girlfriend was hungry after our run, so I gave her a post workout protien snack.
by PilgoreThaGoat March 12, 2011
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protosite

A fully functional website that seems to represent an existing commercial or nonprofit (.com / .org, et al) entity, but was actually launched in advance of the existence of said entity.

Could be complete hot air, sell-the-sizzle, not-the-steak, or could be a legitimate proposal device.

Typically developed if the developer is trying to set in motion a business, nonprofit, or some self-indulgent pointless scheme, needs to show investors or other participants how the concept may be represented on the Web.
At the time of this submission: Preliminary model business proposal website, a protosite: www.CalypsoCo.com.
by SemiFrost August 14, 2011
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protzeller

A real cockwaffle of a person, usually a teacher. Generally an old sadistic fuckwad who preys on teenagers who he doesn't like.

#asshole#dipfuck#stupidteacher#school#evilteacher
Person 1: You won't believe it- the teacher made 3 girls cry in class today!

Person 2: How?

Person 1: He tore up their essays and laughed.

Person 2: What an crusty old jizzsock. Sounds like a real protzeller!!
by 1-800-fuc-kyou January 9, 2017
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protch

When someone is considered a prodigy of the crotch, or being really good at giving head.
That girl is a Protch when it comes to giving head.
by freshbreath_69 March 21, 2017
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Daytona Prototype

An ugly tube-framed "race car" that has technology as great as your 1970's road car did
Did you hear that another Daytona Prototype just won? What a pleasant surprise (said in sarcastic tone)
by That_car_geek May 8, 2014
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Hannitized for your Protection

When Sean Hannity scrubs and disinfects truth from current events so you can view them the way Fox "News" wants you to, liberated from facts or nuance or context and common sense, reports of these events are said to be “Hannitized for your Protection”.
I was watching the CNN report on the war in Libya and realized it had been Hannitized for your Protection.
by W.I. Tobedone June 18, 2011
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When a problem is being discussed, but due to a lack of correct terminology no solution is reached.
"A child has fallen from a monkey at school, what do you do?"
"....There's no protocol for Monkeys"
"You mean monkey bars?"
by VintageCola May 11, 2018
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