Pooger

Just the word Pogger, but simply just better. Instead of describing something as “epic” or “cool”, it describes it as unbelievably monumental. Beware, this word should only be used sparingly, as you could give someone a whopping 45 heart attacks if you describe an event containing it due to its immense power.

Person A: yo bro, guess what
Person B: what
Person A: i just won a game on clash
Person B: HOLY SHIT!! THATS SO POOGER!!
Person A: I KNOW RIGHT!! (mega knights all over the place)

by korvthetorch December 23, 2025

Pooger

a word that is used to describe something that is so unbelievably inconceivably epic that it gives someone an estimated 53 heart attacks due to how powerful the word is

person A: holy shit, i won a came of clash
person B: holy pooger bro, thats so cool
person A: *dies*
person B: what

by korvthetorch December 24, 2025

Pooperschnooper

Someone who is being a hypocrite and an asshole and/or someone who is also lame.

Ex. A) They’re a pooperschnooper for cancelling our plans on Saturday!

Ex. B) i can’t believe he bailed on our plans to hang out with his other friends… he’s such a pooperschnooper!

by chickydeez December 30, 2025

Pooperrumpiss

A crusty anus full of poop and piss.

That nigga has a stinky pooperrumpiss

by doot Darius January 13, 2026

Ahab-pooner

A guy who will go to the ends of degradation to fuck more chicks than his friends, usually while drunk, i.e. nailing a big white fat-lass, munter, or land-monster, with absolutely no visible signs of remorse for at least three months.

This is only as offensive as his friend's find it, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

Dude, you believe ****** tagged that land-monster from the club?

Dude is a AHAB-POONER!!

Not cool. lol

by Locus0mega October 27, 2010

Comfort pooer

(n) A person who finds it difficult or impossible to defecate anywhere but a place in which they are comfortable, ie. their own toilet.

Well we can definitely take Nin, she'll poo anywhere. She ain't no comfort pooer!

by cwfb3kwx May 10, 2011

surrogate pooper

Surrogate pooper: A person who is designated to poo for you through their own rectum. Surrogate poopers are sought after and requested to come to the aid of friends after anal surgery when surgeons tell the rectally challenged to continue to have "normal" bowel movements after their anus has been surgically altered (this function has the pain equivalent of delivering a baby through the anal canal). A patient's surrogate pooper is one of the most altruistic individuals in perhaps the entire world.

After anal surgery, it beneficial to find a caring friend who is willing to be your surrogate pooper while the area heals.

by justducky February 8, 2014