Plateaus

The absolute wave. Nothing better than a flat rock amirite.

Homie 1: Ayo vro, plateaus are the fucking wave
Homie 2: Fuck yea it is yellow homie
(proceeds to smoke copious amounts of crack.)

by Florida Man Crack Brotha November 11, 2020

Plate Pirate

When you ask your significant other if they want anything to eat and they decline, but then proceed to take food from your plate when you sit down to eat.

I'm eating in the car because I live with a plate pirate who's constantly trying to plunder my booty.

by the_urban_oracle February 22, 2021

Plate on the Floor

When you have to poop so bad, the poop is literally poking out that you'll have to put a plate on the floor to catch it

Big Bubba: Ya bum bitch. Where you at?
Big Homie Don: Yo, bro. I got a plate on the floor, be right back.
Big Bubba: Hecks naw.

by Habbibi's #1 fan March 29, 2021

Platus

When something is boring, dry, or overall uninteresting, it is "platus".

Bro that pussy is so platus.
This party is platus, let's dip.

by Tigerlahin April 4, 2021

Platekeeping

Boasting about food that you gotten, but keeping the origins of where you got it, hidden.

Oh, that looks really good. Where did you get that from?
I’m not telling you!
Damn, you really Platekeeping, huh?

by A___Bowl May 28, 2021

phatestmarvelfan

my bae. best mutual ever and so amazing 😕😕 and don’t forget she’s my favorite and the funniest ever🙄🙄🙄

“do u know phatestmarvelfan??”

“yes she’s my bae!!!”

by bestlizziestan June 3, 2021

Plateface

The best twitch streamer, he's said to be unknown to many. Supposedly he's nothing but a void body, with a hoodie over the void and a plate to cover the dark void. He's plateface_ on twitch. Beware of his anger issues.

The plateface is the best streamer I know

by Jdjsjs3839 November 13, 2021