Jumbo Midget

An oxymoron describing a a giant midget.

You: "Damn, look at that short giant! "
Your Friend: "That's not a short giant its a Jumbo Midget."

by Vladimir Ruiz July 7, 2011

Green Midget

A Green Midget is a midget that's green and looks like a Shrek Jr. Most Green Midgets are easily upset and constantly whining about how hard it is being a short ogre for a living.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oi oy hayt beyin a showrt baby shrek! WABABABABABA!"

Did you see that "Green Midget" walking down the street?
Yeah, that's Gorglamene, we call him Baby Shrek.

by OgreMingle August 31, 2018

Midge

A short man with hair like bozo the clowns that trys to look tough but in actuality is as strong as a toddler.

Wow look at that midge.

by Hitlerr May 31, 2007

Ass Midget

a person who is short tempered, good sense of humor, short, and an ass.

Lynn can be such an Ass Midget.

by A.Giant. February 8, 2009

midget

repeats what is said and done by others. (very irritating indeed). Kill her. Her protruding teeth is the result of trying to bite through the tons of locks on the door! There is only one such midget on earth(phew!!) and of course this does not concern all normal midgets out there!

Kill Izyan... err... i mean..kill the midget!!! Kill her before she runs 2 rounds and faints!

by midget-killer January 8, 2005

Midgard

Despite the fact that they are not the realm I occupy, Midgard is in fact pretty cool. They zerg just like Albion and Hibernia, and I haven't heard of one complaining about unfairness like Hibernia. They're the ones who usually get ganked nowadays by the other two realms.

One of the three realms of Dark Age of Camelot.

Midgard isn't that bad, but no way I'd ever leave Albion.

by alb January 3, 2005

midget-mobile

A little car that could do well at a circus as a clown car. Good Job Mini!

Q:How the fuck can you fit 10 clowns in a Mini?

A: Easy, you don't, can't, and never will.

by NateK July 28, 2005