Mark feely

A nonce that’s on tiktok who like little waines and he’s really fucking creepy

Have you seen that mark feely he’s a total nonce

by Mark the nonce April 16, 2020

St. Martin High

Ok let’s start off with the obvious stuff. THIS SCHOOL IS ABSOLUTE SHIT. To sum it up St Martin is the preview of hell. It’s just a jumbled up community of furries, the worst of the bunch, emo kids that wear big ass boots. Those the lemon peppa steppas you got on? The rednecks, the weird freshman who act like they run this shit, the stoners (I am apart of this group. we chill asf) the nicotine fiends, the “fighters”, the REAL fighters, the wannabe thugs, the absolute hoes and then the normal people. The school food taste like it was cooked in satans kitchen. When I tell you there’s nothing worse than our school food, I’m not exaggerating at all. The bread is hard as a mf rock, the milk is spoiled, the sandwiches are stone cold, the other food served is either just trash or not even edible. If our school was an nfl team we’d be the jets rn. We have bs policies like UNIFORMS, no headphones even if we are just chillin in the courtyard not bothering anyone, and you can dye your hair the rainbow but you can’t get on your phone at all apparently. They shut down the internet cus I was getting too many bitches obviously. Also, y’all need to get y’all’s cringy ass relationships in check. Some of y’all be doing the most around people and try to say we jealous of y’all when y’all are being unbelievably obnoxious. Last thing, if you smell like ass, GO TO THE MF HYGIENE CLOSET. THAT SHIT IS FREE. especially if yo coochie stank like damn, got the whole school smellin like straight TUNA.

“What is St. Martin High?”
“Nothing can explain and the closest thing would probably be hell itself”

by Baby-D-K- October 20, 2021

March 17

A homies birthday instead of a holiday

Bro it’s March 17 and it’s my birthday give a homie love no-homo

by Big juicynut445 October 17, 2019

march 4

if you were born on this day... you win at life!

everyone born on march 4 is awesome

by zugabob October 14, 2019

Marioplex

A number created by MatPat on TheGameTheorists which represents the total possible amount of playable levels in Super Mario Maker:
10^12431 or (link to expanded form of number written out): freetexthost.com/1mrdj1wogs

"Someday people will use the oddly specific number "Marioplex" to convey just how small the universe is"
"Dude the universe is huge"
"But a marioplex is a bigger number than the amount of atoms in the universe"
"Thats crazy man"

by JeebusIsMySaber August 8, 2017

George R.R. Martin

The most notorious serial killer of your favorite fictional characters in the the trilogy A Song of Ice and Fire and the HBO TV show Game of Thrones, the greatest modern works of fiction there are. He will create a world with characters that you love and cherish then he will kill them all. His work is so heart smashing and cruel you will want to stop watching/reading it, but its so good you won't be truly entertained by any other book or TV show ever again. He is also the man who has started the greatest trilogy sinse Star Wars but his fans face the very likely possibility he may eat himself to death before he can finish it. In conclusion he is the greatest, but worst, writer ever.

George R.R. Martin will take what you love and smash it to dust in front of you.

Hunger Games fan- The hunger games was so good, Suzanne Collins is so talented, but the book was so dark.
A.S.O.I.A.F fan- No it wasn't it was a generic topic that led to a predictable ending, the author has the talent of a sea snail, and the story was not "dark". George R.R. Martin is talented and his novels are good and dark.

George R.R. Martin will cause massive amounts of suicide if he dies before he finishes his books.

by ryles January 7, 2015

Marleny

The funniest, prettiest girl ever. She's a loyal friend and always there when you need her. She's not afraid to call you out and speak her mind, but she'll always do it for your own good. She's protective, fun, spontaneous, SMART, and open minded. She likes to joke around and travel. She's the girl that will have 20+ cats even though she can get any guy she wants. She loves deeply and aspires success. Marleny won't ever allow you to be sad, ranging from her hilarious facial expressions, to her never failing roasts of enemies, she'll always make you laugh. Her eyebrows and eyeliner will always be on point. Her smile is contagious, and even though she could seem mean at times, she never means it. Marleny is a friend for life.

I wish everyone was like Marleny.
My best friend is Marleny.
Cute smart gorgeous amazing perfect makeup perfection funny

by Fucking_cunt September 19, 2015