When something fantastic happens that will enable for more good things to happen in the future
As seen in the song "The Jump Off" by Plastic Little
As seen in the song "The Jump Off" by Plastic Little
A 40 and and a blunt... that's the jump off
Shawty had a gun and a block 'bout to rob the chinese shop, while she's suckin' my cock... now that's a two part jump off
Shawty had a gun and a block 'bout to rob the chinese shop, while she's suckin' my cock... now that's a two part jump off
by limelight August 26, 2006
Get the the jump off mug.The Irish Jump Start is a sexual position where a man has doggy style sex with his women, right before climax the man attaches a defibrillator to each of the womans ass cheeks. When the voltage is switched on the sudden surge of electricity causes the womans vagina to tighten up.
I was banging this chick doggy style, and right before I busted a nut, I hooked up a defibrillator to her ass cheeks and hit the switch making her pussy get really tight. I gave her an Irish Jump Start.
by Fat Bastid November 28, 2006
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A quickie that isn't meant to be a quickie. when your guy is premature in the sack. usually used with negative connotations.
"So how was last night?"
"dinner was good, movie was ok, then we went back to his place"
"and...?"
"well it was a two pump jump, so i was home by curfew"
"boo"
"dinner was good, movie was ok, then we went back to his place"
"and...?"
"well it was a two pump jump, so i was home by curfew"
"boo"
by Sloan NC May 27, 2008
Get the TWO PUMP JUMP mug.They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.
by cameleopard42 May 26, 2010
Get the A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner mug.A highly complicated and potentially dangerous dance move that involves getting in push up position, performing two 'humps' and then pushing yourself up off the ground, only to land in the same position and repeat the cycle.
by Chrisyoghurt November 13, 2010
Get the Hump-hump jump mug.The bullshit theory that white people cant play sports, fight, rap, and overall suck. Mostly used by "gangstas" in the "hood". Coined by eminem in his book The Way I Am.
White boy: Yo lemme play ball wit' you guys
Black Boy: Hell no nigga, Crackas' cant play ball
White boy: Fuck you, that's White Men cant jump theory.
Black Boy: Hell no nigga, Crackas' cant play ball
White boy: Fuck you, that's White Men cant jump theory.
by Wade Zabell January 1, 2012
Get the white men cant jump theory mug.When a hautian realizes that his or her life is utterly worthless at which time they climb to the top of the highest structure around and jump off, thus ending their misrable life.
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by Eib October 30, 2003
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