Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003
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Dude i think they make rootbeer by putting sugar in coke!
-Ur an idiot....(Doube Middle Finger Humping)
-Ur an idiot....(Doube Middle Finger Humping)
by parkville April 7, 2005
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This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole
Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day
Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day
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Man my cumdumpster of a so called girlfriend tried to jitter hump me last night and put herself in the hospital when it went wrong
by Irishbeast69 June 14, 2022
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In reference to a form of : sex act
Like when a man or boy grab a female from behind in a bear hug then has dry sex with her she being unwillingly , involved.
Or at any public schools when teenagers grab a girl or girls and dry humps her 3 min ect.
A sex act - type of trespassing assualt .
In reference to a form of : sex act
Like when a man or boy grab a female from behind in a bear hug then has dry sex with her she being unwillingly , involved.
Or at any public schools when teenagers grab a girl or girls and dry humps her 3 min ect.
A sex act - type of trespassing assualt .
Dry Hump : The woman said "he grind up against her on the city bus".
It's called- Dry Sex / Dry Humping
It's called- Dry Sex / Dry Humping
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Goggle hump monkeys are usually found in Urban areas. One is known to be lurking in the United Kingdom in a town called Bristol. It has yet to have been photographed.
by 6moley9 June 20, 2008
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