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The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003
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Double Middle Finger Humping

A gesture done towards someone who does or says something very stupid or ridiclous. It invloves giving the person the finger with both hands and doing a pelvic thrusting motion at the same time. This gesture can be seem most in PARKVILLE
Dude i think they make rootbeer by putting sugar in coke!
-Ur an idiot....(Doube Middle Finger Humping)
by parkville April 7, 2005
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Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP
This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day
by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017
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Status Humping

A person who likes every status update you make on facebook
Girl: who is this person u like every one of her status posts? I get about 20 notices a day saying you like so and so's status.

Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.

Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?
by sxycanuck October 19, 2011
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Hump Hump on Trump

The term “Hump Hump on Trump” means you wanna eat your dads ass in the white house while filled up with 20 pounds of cow cum in your mouth
Damn dad we need to have more “Hump Hump on Trump
by Quadravius January 27, 2022
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humpety hump

when 2 groups of mates have a contest to see who can hump mate eachothers faster
I wnted competition so I did a humpety hump
by TurtleDude87 May 14, 2009
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Dry hump day

by 4pfgangang_354 May 1, 2019
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