Human Chess

When you and a stranger Person A Are walking towards each other and When you are about 9 inches away you try to move out of the way. Once you move out the way, Person A also tries to move out the way and you guys almost collide but you dont and quickly go to the other side. Then SUPRISE person A also tries to move out the way. This can keep happening for seconds and even have a Stalemate.

Me: *walking*
Person A: *Walking*
Me: *Move to my left*
Person A: *move to his/her right*
Me: *move to my right*
Person A *Move to his/her left*

*Finally Over*
Me:I Fucking hate playing human chess

by KGtheBEAST June 9, 2009

human hemorrhoid

Someone who causes severe mental pain or extreme mental itching and can cause mental bleeding to the people around him and the more you try to help him the worse he is.

That bipolar craphead is a human hemorrhoid when he's off his meds. Give him a chill pill quick for all our sakes!

by chezo July 22, 2009

Humbly Dumbly

A phrase expressed after someone makes a fool out of them selves after professing their undying worth, or intelligence.Pronounced "Hum-bal-ie Dum-bal-ie"

Man, that guy was arrogant, but after taking a fall like that he just looked humbly dumbly.

by individualite August 7, 2010

Hummel Park

Park located in the deep, north, ghetto part of Omaha. It is known for the "devil steps" that have a different number when going up then going down. It is said to be one of the most haunted places in Omaha, NE. It is home to several linching and murders. There are also albinos haunting the park, hiding in the trees. It is also where Justin Bieber was conceived.

Her body was found at Hummel park, the albinos probably killed her.

by Aqualoper April 10, 2011

Humpday Chillin

The act of raging, goin H.A.M. and or partying on a wednesday with your crew and some fine ass honey dips instead of being at school.

boobie: yo u study for that math test?
cg-balla: nah i completely forgot
boobie: its all good cause we aint going to class today its wednesday, which means humpday chillin!!!
cg-balla: oh tight ill hit up becky, callie and olivia

by BoobieM October 4, 2011

Hummstabating

Masturbating whilst humming a popular tune or rhythm.

Myles was Hummstabating to the theme of The Simpsons whilst thinking of Megan naked.

by Htimsailed April 8, 2015

Humanal

To act like a human, albeit an arsehole which is typical of human behaviour

I wasn't surprised that John slept with Brian's wife, that's very humanal of him

by Mr B Poet July 6, 2016