Squidward Handshake

When you and your bro air slap your penises.

Pedro and Gary just did a Squidward Handshake in the swimming pool!

by Pedway94 September 6, 2019

Handshake Job

When someone is smiling in your face and planning on stabbing you in the back. Usually in business

The used car dealer seemed like an honest guy, but after my car broke down I realized it was just a handshake job.

by Snuffelgus February 9, 2013

Australian Handshake

When a man and woman contract their pelvic floor muscles during penis-in-vagina intercourse, causing the vagina to tighten and the penis to harden at the same time, thereby squeezing down on each other as if to perform a handshake. Called “Australian” because it occurs “down under”—beneath the belt.

Johnny: Tiffany and I just completed our business transaction with an Australian Handshake!
Ted: Why was it an Australian Handshake?
Johnny: Because she was a prostitute.

by bobeatsfanblades March 26, 2024

Sacramento Handshake

Cumming on another man’s shaft; the primary method of greeting in Sacramento, CA. Commonly shortened to Sac Shake.

Yeah, I met Drew last week—he gave me the Sacramento handshake and told me about his dog.

by Drater004 July 13, 2024

Greco Roman Handshake

A Greco Roman handshake occurs when a man fucks another man in the ass in lieu of shaking hands. It comes from the liberal homosexual practice of anal coitus monintus or greeting by buttfuck common in Ancient Greece and elsewhere in the Mediterranean.

“Plato good to see you by gods, will you please come out of your cave and let me give you a Greco Roman handshake! Bend over my good boy!”

by Nerdboy1982! December 22, 2020

Hartlepool Handshake

North-east England equivalent of a 'Glasgow Kiss' - a headbutt.

"Well officer, the gentleman in question was proving to be most argumentitive, so I gave him a Hartlepool Handshake and went on my way"

by PoolieInNottingham October 17, 2025

helium handshake

The act of touching two buttholes (balloon knots) together and moving in an up and down motion.

When meeting someone for the 1st time, it is customary to greet them with the ‘helium handshake.’

by Rangerdanger4 February 18, 2021