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sonatin for a jazz funeral

Term used to describe the feeling you get when a girl asks you if she can put a strap-on and have anal sex with you while the music plays "psycho-killer" by talking heads
Girl : " It has been beautiful to be a man for a while"

Man : "i feel a bit sonatin for a jazz funeral. but it will pass, anymore, and it will go fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better. now i have to run run run run, run run run away" (singing out of tune)
by ciro May 12, 2014
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Tickled My Fenders

When a girl farts and the gas bubble travels up the front side and is squeezed through the Labia, the girl says "that one tickled my fenders"!
That fart just tickled my fenders.
by Taddeipole March 15, 2016
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at a funeral?

Dumb way to say "For Real?" or "On God" first heard in Los Angeles.

Later on heard in a popular game called "GTA San Andreas", Carl Johnson (CJ) used the sentence "at a funeral?" in one of the cutscenes.
A: "We goin to kill that ni**a up!"
B: "at a funeral?"
by keezishere September 7, 2020
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Plumber's Funeral

The act of literally taking a shit on top of a coffin.
Scott got fired today - Camera's caught him giving our shipment of caskets we were sending to a funeral home a real Plumber's Funeral.
by Nightmare Ives March 19, 2021
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Viking Piñata Funeral

A funeral process where a person’s cremated remains are set out to sea on a ship that is then lit on fire via fire arrows that are shot from the shore, then, the funeral attendees equip diving gear and collect the ashes, whoever gets the most wins the person’s will
“We had a Viking Piñata Funeral for Tyler last Saturday, he will be missed”
by Raccski April 10, 2021
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Fecal Face Fender

A fecal face fender is when you fist a girls anus with no lube, going so rough that the anal muscles release covering your hand in her shit and blood. Then you rip your hand out like you're pulling a lawn mower pull start, flip the girl around and beat her face in with your blood and shit covered fist
" dude I totally gave Hailey a fecal face fender last night. She's not texting me again after that"
by Jermanjermy September 10, 2021
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fuck the co founder day

omg its fuck the co founder day
by goodmorningmynameisjas December 8, 2021
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