Filthy Collins

A sex act wherein the male sits on top of the females stomach. He then precedes to "titty fuck" her, and while doing so, farts on her stomach.
(The act may also be performed female on female,with use of a strap on, or male on male, provided the partners bosoms are large enough to host the act of "titty fucking")

If this includes going past farting, and into releasing excrement, it is referred to as a "Filthy Collins ala king"

Dude, you'll never believe it. I got Laura to let me give her the filthy collins. It sounded like I was opening the world's largest sleeping bag"

"I feel so bad. I was giving her the filthy collins and I totally ala kinged her"

by Ian another name July 28, 2006

feltham

A town in West London, Full to the brim of killers, druggies and chavs, the epitome of hell and has the shittest schools possible. DONT EVER MAKE THE MISTAKE OF MOVING HERE!

Hey did you hear about the town that had all of the young offenders kill the prison guards and escape?
What feltham? yeah thats my hometown, so glad i left!

by uknown slagger February 7, 2020

filthy arab

your average arabian

PENIS! thats a filthy arab!

by gratuitous jody June 29, 2008

texas fifth

This is a 1.75 Liter bottle of hard alcohol.

"It's a handle," say ignat fools instead of saying texas fifth.

by DAve J November 20, 2006

filthy smoker

A person who has no respect and thinks they could smoke anytime, anywhere and stink up the good healthy air for decent people and pollute the air with their filth. They are addicted to cigarettes and think cigarettes are good for them. They want to encourage teens and youth and other people to start smoking. They complain about cigarette prices too much. These people are usually chain smokers who continue to smoke daily. You often see these people when your driving when your behind some idiot, that person flicks his lit cigarette out the window and littering. When I see that, I just want to run him into a goddamn utility pole!

My aunt is a filthy smoker and continues to stink up the air of her house

by tatomuck1 November 5, 2008

Filthy Gomez

Cousin to a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike the Dirty Sanchez, the poop is extended beyond just the female's upper lip to also include the rest the area surrounding her mouth, much like a full mustache.

So I pulled out of her brown eye and proceeded to give her a Dirty Sanchez, next thing I know I'm sticking it all over her face and she's good a Filthy Gomez.

by bidou333 May 11, 2004

Filthy Erica

An act which consists of blood or a blood-like substance, oozing from the vaginal orifice and collecting upon a plug of cotton or other absorbent material which was formally inserted into said cavity. And this act requiring a person, not necessarily named Erica, to commence removing the blood saturated plug (tampon) and preceding to illustrate a clown's face on the face of a sexual partner.

"That chick I was with last night was on her rag. While I was distracted, the bitch came up from behind and gave me a filthy Erica."

Paul: "Dude! I Dirty Sanchezed Amy last night!"
Frank: "Man, sweet! Da bitch Filthy Erica-ed ME last week!"

by DIMSFC September 28, 2007