erection

Something you get when you don't want it and don't get it when you do want it

Damnit, I got an erection at the pool.

Damnit, I want to jack off but I can't get an erection.

by asdfgfdsgsd December 9, 2008

erectile malfunction

When you lose your erection in the middle of sexual intercourse.

Girl: What happened?? I was about to come!
Guy: Sorry, I had erectile malfunction.
Girl: I told you not to drink so much.

by naknumm September 8, 2007

Ereeny

Peace; a greek word for peace. A middle eastern word for peace.

May ereeny be with you: May peace be with you.

by More2life April 19, 2011

erect

the besy way to be :)

Hehe, guess what I am at the moment?

by MasterX December 12, 2004

Erectile Disorder

A myth stating that men stop getting erections.

I never will...

Dave: Hey, Phil, pull down your pants and fuck that hot girl over there.

Phil: No way, man! I have erectile disorder!

by Teh Bucky September 15, 2004

Erestor

The best Elf in the whole wide world. Also the sexiest. See "sexy" for his picture. Also see "Feanor" because they make the best damn couple ever. u.u Effigy, mah nizzle. Effigy. Side note: Feanor can also be found under "sexy". This pointless entry has been brought to you by the letter L for you're a loser!

Erestor pwns your stupid lame socks, you geek.

by Figgy November 20, 2004

Erect Carriage

When a lady-girl be real preganananant.
like dang.

"Miss Baker over there got one real erect carriage," said Gatsbae sensually.

by Gatsbae January 26, 2018