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The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008
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corgi

the queen of england's favorite dog. Pembroke or Cardigan all corgis are the most cute, babe magnets, and most of all they are man's best friend. commonly they look like a fox, although my corgi is similar to the size and shape of a jimmy dead sausage
i was sick and my corgi made me soup and nursed me back to health.
by Momper August 11, 2006
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coronapocalypse

The coronapocalypse will end all of us.
by Yo-mitche March 7, 2020
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Corgi

A dog that will help you escape an old, ragged basement in southern turkey, after you got kidnapped by Scandinavian business workers from china who steal candy christmas ornaments 3 days after people put up their christmas trees, and were all born in 1946.
Did you hear about that guys dog? It's a corgi!
by corgi2041 December 27, 2016
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Cortney

A woman who you can either lust, or love. She is easy to lust. All men, and even most women, can't help but turn their heads as she passes by... If you lust her the sound of her voice will stun you, the sight of her beauty will blind you, the taste of her lips will poison you, her fragrant scent will send you into a coma, and the warmth of her touch will cripple you... for she can magnetize all 5 senses.
She is not an easy woman to love, but if you are one of the lucky few to love her, then life becomes much more than the 5 senses. She will strip you of any armor that you may have, leaving you feeling vulnerable and unsure... until the sound of her voice awakens you, until the sight of her beauty opens your eyes, until the taste of her lips heals you, until her fragrant scent gives you a high, and until the warmth of her touch gives you life... only then do you feel the sixth sense of Love. She becomes your armor, she becomes your life. She will re-define everything you thought the meaning of the word Love is to you. She is very beautiful to behold.
I experienced life the best way you can... with Cortney.
by have a few February 7, 2010
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Corner Shot

The last bit of weed left in the corner of a plastic sandwich bag, often composed of tiny marijuana leaves, small stems, and a bit of powdery kief.

Due to it being so deep in the corner of the bag, removing corner shot with fingers from the inside is often impossible. Corner shot usually has to be scrounged by pushing the contents into a piece from the outside of the bag, turning the corner inside-out.

Corner shot is usually insufficient to get anyone high by itself, so it is best utilized as a booster "shot" to top off a hearty bowl. Even so, corner shot is often used as a last resort for teenage stoners or lazy unemployed people who lack the connections or funds to attain more weed.
Damn Carl, we're out of weed!

Ehhhhh, don't worry boys, I found some old corner shot we can smoke before we eat this butter bread.
by Carl Sedin November 7, 2010
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can of corn

1. In baseball, an easy pop fly to catch or an easy play.
2. Something that is not challenging.
by Paul Rusnak May 5, 2006
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