Centerfielder 

Noun; the objective of a peanut flicking game between two dudes using only their dicks. An unusually athletic move in which one guy turns and runs away during the game and successfully catches a peanut between the buttchecks. A rare feat of skill and agility.

Ashley: Where were you guys at the Baptism?
John: I would have been on time but my SWAT buddy Dave actually completed a no shit Centerfielder! We all were blown away.
Ashley: Wait, is this another one of your weird homo-erotic games?
Dave: No. It's part of training.

Centerfielder by Old Prospector44 March 27, 2021

deposited one in the centerfield bleachers 

ejaculating at the point of deepest penetration

At first, she was like, is that all you got???? ...until I deposited one in the centerfield bleachers.

deposited one in the centerfield bleachers by phaeidaeux October 28, 2012

Centerfield 

Bisexual.

Person 1: “I thought Frank Ocean was straight.”

Person 2: “Nah, he plays centerfield.”

Centerfield by PearlSpaceJam January 14, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008