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Confunctury

Cross between confusion, sloppiness, non-caring and funk
The Minnesota Twins are in a state of confunctury. At times the country is in a state of confunctury.
by Unclefloyd606 August 31, 2020
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Confession

I have a framed photo of a certain someone at the side of my bed hebebebe
Go away jackavacado if that is your real name this is my confession you avocado man
by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020
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conflatriot

conflatriot

noun

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A conservative voter in the United States who fundamentally confuses patriotic duty with totalitarian ideology.

The word conflatriot is actually a portmanteau, fusing the words conflate and patriot, to help the world understand just what the fuck has happened to America’s conservative political faction.

While right-of-center Americans hold dear to a political doctrine that champions individual responsibility, small government and low taxes, the majority of these men and women appear to have abandoned those ideals completely.

The wholesale rejection of medical guidance during pandemic abdicates one’s responsibility for the health and wellbeing of neighbors, Somehow, President Donald Trump, and his GOP stalwarts, seem only happy to disregard legal precedent and champion a coup never before seen in America’s body politic. Also, such that conservatives ignore wearing face masks and mock social distancing guidelines, overwhelming financial obligations shouldered by local health agencies have rocketed skyward, forcing the same people’s tax burden higher than if they cared for literally any person other than one’s self.

Therefore, conservatives who believe abhorrent actions and attitudes are patriotic, but instead conflate a personal desire to rebel as if it would in any way truly resemble civic duty.
An American conservative who confuses blind allegiance to Donald Trump as patriotic, even after witnessing his authoritarian tendencies and multiple attempts to violate constitutional law and norms is called a conflatriot.
by wordpuke January 3, 2021
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Confended

When a person is 'conveniently offended' by the actions or words of another person, in order to take the moral high ground. Most commonly seen when a politician from one political party is commenting on the words or actions of a politician from a different party. It is convenient for the politician to convey shock, disgust, outrage at the other politician for something that they themselves do all the time.
The politician was completely confended that the politician from the opposing party had acted in such a way.
by ChumpyFlint January 18, 2021
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Confuzzled

A word hybrid of “confused” and “puzzled” meant to be used in times of ignorance but not total blissful unawerness. Should never be used to describe others, only oneself.
This worksheet makes me extremely confuzzled.
by Bobthelobster March 15, 2022
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confezzywiggled

"I am confezzywiggled."
"huh?"
"I understood absolutely nothing you just said."
by lightningmcqueenkachow March 20, 2023
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Conjugal Confabuflating

Verb. The process by which sexually introverted computer geeks invent random words to define various bizarre sexual practises that they will never get to perform, simply to have them published in Urban Dictionary in the hope that they can mention them when playing MMORPGs.
As if u have ever made a strawberry shortcake, u r conjugal confabuflating. U r a cc-er
by FiKriss December 17, 2009
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