convoy of wrinkles

A Van full of Old reitred guys driving to a car auction.

Here comes the Convoy of Wrinkles now.

by The General Lee April 15, 2007

Cowboy Game

A game played between two people. The object of the game is to take off all your clothes and see who can lick the other person all over the fastest. Quite possibly the hottest game ever invented.

Dustin told us that he overheard his sister talking about playing the cowboy game with her friend.

by Anon408 April 13, 2009

cowboy dick

A dick so tough it has the ability to go commando in jeans.

Teacher: Derek, are you going commando again in jeans?
Derek: Yeah duh, I have a cowboy dick!

by KovaK January 15, 2016

cowboy up

( an insult used between men only): to metaphorically speaking ' grow an extra pair of balls' and take one's responsibility like a grown man

Teenage son: dad I got my girlfriend pregnant, what do I do?

Father: cowboy up Peter. And by the way I am busy ( slams door in son's face)

by Sexydimma May 29, 2017

Naughty cowboy

When a person is strapped face down to all four corners of a bed with whips and is then analy penetrated by a horse

Oh man, this chick was riding me all night and wouldn't stop, so I gave her a naughty Cowboy

by Naughty cowboy December 18, 2014

Easy Listening Cowboy

A derogatory term homosexuals, most often ones wearing cowboy hats.

Did you see that guy with the pink cowboy hat, he is such an easy listening cowboy.

by Just Bart June 2, 2011

cowboy

A person who hunts down criminals for cash or credit, also known as a bounty hunter.

I'm just an ol' fashioned cowboy ma'am.

by Mcnastied October 18, 2003