Clappening

The clappening is the specifically non racist, non mysoginistic, non lgbtq+ phobic, version of the boogaloo. This exists specifically to denote a descent into civil disobedience, unrest, or war caused by AND ONLY BY the erosion of civil rights. It is not to be coopted for any other purpose.

Me: Hey Dylan, are you ready for the clappening?

Dylan: Fuck no. Shit is going to be bad.

by Katana416 September 26, 2020

crapped off

Feels like being pissed off, but left with the feeling of a hot steamy turd just being dumped on your chest.

That woman had a crapped off look on her face.

by chrisp85 September 30, 2020

Clapper

An object used to strike something or someone

Ex: baseball bat, metal pipe

David better stop playing before I hit him with my clapper.

by daisybaxe November 20, 2020

Capped

When you hit your limit drinking for the night; the point where you've drank so much you blackout and/or crash

That party last night was crazy, we were already capped by 12pm.

by It's a thing I swear November 22, 2020

@clippedbypass

@clippedbypass aka Cornelius is the founder and dev of the @EtherealScripts.
He is 18 years old and comes from Hessen, Germany.
His car is a very attractive Mercedes AMG CLA 220 with which he flexes on Twitter (be allowed to him).
Everyone who doesn't follow him on Twitter will never get a Solebox and Snipes W.
You don't know what he looks like, but everyone knows his Twitter account.

Do I get a key now :)?

"What should I do if I only get L's on every release?"

"Just buy EtherealScripts! Also follow the dev @clippedbypass!"

by 2effye March 6, 2021

Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.

Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."

by watergod83 May 5, 2021

Chapped to bits

When you are overjoyed and excited to do something in the near future.

Sara asked Mike if he was excited to go to the gender reveal party. Mike replied “chapped to bits.”

by Crab cheese gremlin August 14, 2021