hotsy in the closet

a meaty zit that hasnt yet surfaced to be popped

whoa! I gotta hotsy in the closet and its gonna be huge

by maxspinnaker July 22, 2012

Potato in the closet

That feeling you get when you so stoned, you a potato in the closet, and that makes sense to you.

Yo my nigga, dat dank doe...I'm a potato in the closet right now.

by National Zanthom October 9, 2014

Exploring The Closet

when someone is not quite in the closet nor out of the closet. it's when one is debating whether or not they are gay/les.

" i like him, but i cant tell if he's gay"
"he's probabaly just exploring the closet"

by pandasaresnazzy June 2, 2018

Come a little closer

A song by cage the elephant

“Come a little closer than you seem , come on, come on, come on, things aren’t always what they seem to be”

by That big fat daddy rat February 18, 2021

Dog park close

A degree of relationship to another person. The person is more of an acquaintance that you’ve met, but don’t know outside of a specific context. You may have exchanged pleasantries, not exactly superficial, but probably not intimate details. Sort of making conversation to pass the time.

I saw you speaking with Mary the other day. Do you know her well?

No, not really. We are dog park close.

We met at the park and spoke often. I wanted to know her better but we never really got beyond dog park close.

by Hank’s pranks May 15, 2021

closet whore

A woman or in fact occasionally a man who will not admit to either intentionality or unintentionally being a whore
A closet whore will flirt with EVERYONE but never admit or be aware of doing so. He/she is usually someone quite unexpected and who manages to keep most of their promiscuous behaviour under the radar!

Geeky, swatty chick: Lets play house! i'll be the door and you can slam me all night! I'll have to swear you to secrecy though!
Boy: umm okay sure!
Eavesdropper: Omg you are such a closet whore!

by whydopeopletalktome? December 19, 2011

Close line

How idiots spell "clothesline."

"Did you see when Rey Mysterio Jr. close lined that guy?"

"No, but I saw when he clotheslined him."

by Rey Mysterio Jr. February 14, 2012