catsexuel

To be Catsexuel is where you get sexuel when ever you see a cat.

Because you want that pussy.

To be Catsexuel or not be Catsexuel that is the question.

by Belchuke January 31, 2016

Catshitology

Very simply, catshitology is the study of cat feces.

"Mom, I'm going to school to study catshitology. Can you help with my tuition?"
"Rob, the cat shitted in the litter box again. Lets save it for our catshitology class."

by Dan141592653589793238462643383 December 28, 2016

Catshmere

When you live with a single or multiple cats and all your surfaces are covered in fine cat hair, resulting in clothing that takes on the appearance of cashmere.

Melanie: "Hey, I love your short sleeved sweater, is it wool?".
Sarah: "Oh thanks, it's actually a cotton blend Catshmere".

by Mr.Boo Fancy Pants January 24, 2017

catsplaining

When a cat looks at you and meows because you aren't getting on with whatever you were supposed to be doing quickly enough.

Some amount of catsplaining can't be escaped.

by felixh March 17, 2017

catsquatch

A giant cat cat who thinks they're good enough to be a sasquatch. A really big fucking loser.

I saw a catsquatch walking on the side of the road.

by Merchiebaby May 5, 2018

catstracted

Easily distracted when in close proximity to cats.

Hey what time is the....IS THAT A SIMESE? Sorry, I got catstracted.

by Lady Alpaca January 15, 2019

catshole

A cat’s asshole. Inexplicably found on arts and crafts objects, like people who actually own cats don’t get an eyeful of kitty asshole every damn day.

Look at the darling catshole on this planter made from a bleach bottle!

by blockhouse September 1, 2019