blow john

The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.

"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"

by CharlieRomeo April 11, 2017

blowball

(Noun.)

1. A round, fluffy plant seed head, such as a dandelion clock.
2. An essentially meaningless insult which nonetheless sounds vulgar enough to be evocative.

"There is a blowball on the dandelion."
"You locked the keys in the house, you absolute blowball."

by Punch Dagger of Serenity June 16, 2018

Blow my beans

Getting too excited. Or to Cum.

"I just blew my beans"
"I'm gonna blow my beans"

by t_jiexi_ June 11, 2019

Blow pillow

A pillow used to blow smoke into while smoking, usually marijuana.

This is my designated blow pillow.

by Tccwhore March 29, 2019

Blow job scrunchie

When a girl is giving a blow job and her hair gets in the way and she has to put it up quickly to get back to her business. She puts her hair up with a blow job scrunchie. Durable way of putting hair up for added input to head movements

I was in the car with Stephanie and she was giving me a blowjob. Her hair kept getting in the way. She stopped and put hair up and continued sucking! I love blow job scrunchies

by Spanky Monkey November 30, 2019

blow the horse in my puss/ass

To go through hard times with no better perspective. To be bankrupt, badly dressed and stinky because you`ve just had a huge scandal at work and the boss (who saw you) decided to fire you. It goes for men and women alike.

My boss fired me! Man, I never though I`ll blow the horse in my puss/ass! I think I`ll sink quite a few tonight.

by Reek-the-Prick January 9, 2020

Blow-dried cow

a blow-dried cow is a powerful political weapon. It can be used to win over large amounts of people. Easily obtained through the black market. Illegal for their strange ability to control one's thoughts and actions. This power is through their irresistible charm and adorableness.

"We are in danger because Russia has obtained a Blow-dried Cow"

by Jjshdbne February 21, 2020