anal retentive

One who is excessively insistent upon the smallest detail of something, usually through ignorance or taking things too literally.

"Here's an entry reccomended for deletion because it's not 'urban'. And here's an entry reccomended for delition because it's not written as if in a dictionary. I do think these anal-retentives are quite missing the point of Urban Dictionary."

by Shanya Almafeta November 17, 2004

anal muffin

During anal sex, a piece of fecal deposit is pulled out.

I was doing her so hard, I pulled out an anal muffin.

by Big Ray April 2, 2005

analastic limit

When a person's anal spincter cannot return to it's original form normally after some severe anal penetration.

I just fucked her ass so hard that it passed it's analastic limit.

by Randy George August 23, 2011

anal mane

someome with a hairy arse crack, usually male

"check out my anal mane - it needs a right waxing"

by katpee July 14, 2006

Anal Aperture in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS despite it being cumbersome to use.

Having chosen Tulsa, a symbol for our deep American racial divide, for his next campaign rally, the Anal Aperture in Chief has hit rock bottom and chosen a venue that will galvanize equal rights protests all over the world.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

Anal Flap

A small flap of skin that covers the tip of the anal opening. It protects the anus from infections and raging pedophiles. Some religious sects, especially Orthodox Jews often have these removed much like the practice of circumcision.

Josh Williams has very tiny anal flaps.

by joshretarded July 26, 2010

Anal Day

A day when a girls want's only anal sex.
Possibly because she's on her period or not on birth control or maybes she's just a slut.

No Pussy for me, It's an "Anal Day".

by assman08 December 24, 2008